Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

Randy Moss played for 14 seasons.

Fuck you.

Rob Ford Gets Air

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

Alex Trebek: "The question: What Julius and Ethel Rosenberg got."

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

ummmmmmmmmmm.... isnt it a little RACIST of you to assume that just cause this kid lives in rio di janeiro that he is poor and also has no father????

"Awww, OMG, look at that little guy! He's so darn cute! Is he flying with you?"

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

That was nice of Dwight Howard.

"Sochi is NSFW? Yeah we know!"

But she really did meet Greg Oden

Actually the rumors are linked. When Weeden learned they were bringing in a younger QB in Manning to the organization, he knew it was time for him to leave.

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

I'm partial to Marvin.