Despite us dying and just languishing on the vine because of him, you’re right. As a whole, it costs us less as a country to let him just golf until he’s evicted.

He really is the best, people that write him off say it’s all the car and the team at Mercedes ruining the sport with their expensive tech. Hamilton needed to go in for a tire change and he said you know what, I’m good. He rode broke ass bald ass tires to first place while everyone was panicking into the pit lanes…

Good, I hope he golfs until January. Keeps him from doing stupid(er) shit.

You have GOT to see this:

Apologies in advance but I must interrupt this program to bring you the following important anouncement from The Chocolate News Network:

President-Elect Biden, I want my petty served ice cold with a side of schadenfreude. And I tip.

I’m shocked that white republican males are such pricks...

But but but it was SATIRE. You see, breonna couldn’t be her name, because she’s dead. Fuck them. 

I’m guessing that had Hakeem Jeffries showed up with a George Floyd mask they’d be calling him George all day too.

when i lived in illinois, carol mosely braun was my senator, and on her first day, jesse helms(may he rot in the fires that burn but do not consume) whistled dixie at her in the elevator. now i live in stl and voted for cori bush and this shit. im getting kinda fucking sick and tired of republicans disrespecting my…

Fuck...the sheer pettiness of these fascist assholes. They think they are just too fucking clever with this bullshit.

Humpty-Trumpty sat on his cart, eating his KFC

It would be very stupid for anybody opposing Trump to go to these events.  Trumpers are going to swarm you and there will be no police to help you.  And then they’ll blame you for it.

It’s going to be harder to whine and bitch with all the subpoenas flying at his head - thank God. What law firm will take his case though, when the lawsuits and indictments come rolling in? He owes millions and doesn’t have any money for legal fees. He’s going to have to find a special shade of orange spray tan to…

Eh. Those civilian leaders in the Pentagon have zero influence when it comes to ordering the troops to do this or that.

He was never going to admit to a fair election. Even in 2016 he whined the whole thing was rigged (turned out it was but not the way he said it was).

But...but...when you’re famous, America let’s you grab it by the flagpole!

Too late you admitted it.

Regardless of what he or his die hard cult enthusiasts say, he’s out of office January 20th at noon and I’m still hoping it’s being thrown out Jazzy Jeff style by the Secret Service, directly into the arms of a process server with a subpoena from Tish James waiting.