It had a good ten year run. Maybe when it’s finally gutted the anonymous benefactor who bankrolls The Avocado will buy it cheap, assemble a decent stable of writers, start over.

This fucking website.

Let’s spend more time sneering about teenage relationships from decades ago.

this is just a weird article

his name is David Zazloff.

 I'm still not sure why we're supposed to hate Justin Timberlake.

She’s been through a lot, she might not be a bad person, but there’s plenty of evidence that she’s not that bright, probably didn’t even glance over the book—let alone write it—before its release, and that she’s now trying to do damage control for what was included in it. There’s zero to celebrate here, but they sure…

...publishers are knowingly, intentionally selling access to a game before it’s finished. Pretty sure they’ve stopped giving a f*** what they’re selling as long as they get their money. And if they don’t, well, that’s [insert random scapegoat] to blame. Why? Because their customers have told them that they’re okay…

I have no sympathy here. If you’re stupid enough to give a company 30 dollars for less than a handful of days, you’re already fleecing yourself, might as well have the company fleece you too with subpar service.

My dad was yelling at the game yesterday and bitching about it being fixed and rigged because of her. No, dad, you’ve been yelling about it being rigged for more than 40 years(I’m 44, I assume since before I was born) and still goddamn watch every weekend, it’s all on you now.

Why would Mr. T talk about it? Was she a fool that he pitied?

“Britney Spears continues to prove that she’s one of the least selfish famous people to ever exist, even though, after all she’s been through, a little righteous anger would be more than justified.”

No I’m pretty sure she wants the attention.

I’m so fucking sick of the abortion thing.

If you believe the gossip, Ms. Spears was made aware of how much Mr. T would LOVE to talk about her drug history and what he tried to do to stop it if she wants to keep going on.

Yet more proof that AV Club is veering more and more into Jezebel territory.

If Britney clearly just wanted her peace after all the time, maybe she’d just zip it and go away.

Road House!

Oh look, Doug Liman pissed off somebody else.