“Bilbo (who had a portrait of Linda Baggins, nee Proudfoot, in his house).”

Yes, they’ve done their research on that pulley, but seemingly little else related to Tolkien lol.

Im pretty sure Finarfin only comes to Middle Earth during the War of Wrath, Matthew. He foesakes the march, etc and goes back to Tirion after the kinslaying and after Eonwe (herald of Manwe) declares the Doom of Mandos to the Noldor.

Its not Maeglin, come on Matthew....he was thrown off a mountain, into flames, and smote against the mountain 3x, just like his Daddy Eol, on his way to certain death.

Agreed. He didn’t even write the article but felt the need to reply.

Justin Hawkins from The Darkness kiiiiillled! His voice is still crazy good!

I hate so much how right you are.

“..how the first Dark Lord Morgoth waged a centuries-long “War Of Wrath” on Valinor, concluding in the death of Morgoth, the rise of Morgoth’s apprentice Sauron, and the Elves leaving Valinor for Middle-earth. When Sauron’s forces kill her brother Finrod..”

Thank you. Davis is horrendous.

It looked like he got in under the tag to me.......

Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma MADNESS!

U 2 stop rhyming now I mean it....

My dad enjoys peanut butter and miracle whip sandwiches. I don't think I've seen him throw on any bananas before though. .

Purple = Faygo Grape

As an under 6ft white man this makes me physically angry.

Bah! Drew's hands look almost "pretty" compared to the hot mess I got going on. Take his hand hair, darken and increase it's density by a factor of 20.

There has got to be a "kissin' your sister" joke in here somewhere.....

JV's face is priceless here!

Haha you got that right!

Auburn Hills is no where close to Detroit.