“Bilbo (who had a portrait of Linda Baggins, nee Proudfoot, in his house).”

Yes, they’ve done their research on that pulley, but seemingly little else related to Tolkien lol.

Im pretty sure Finarfin only comes to Middle Earth during the War of Wrath, Matthew. He foesakes the march, etc and goes back to Tirion after the kinslaying and after Eonwe (herald of Manwe) declares the Doom of Mandos to the Noldor.

Its not Maeglin, come on Matthew....he was thrown off a mountain, into flames, and smote against the mountain 3x, just like his Daddy Eol, on his way to certain death.

Agreed. He didn’t even write the article but felt the need to reply.

Justin Hawkins from The Darkness kiiiiillled! His voice is still crazy good!

I hate so much how right you are.

“..how the first Dark Lord Morgoth waged a centuries-long “War Of Wrath” on Valinor, concluding in the death of Morgoth, the rise of Morgoth’s apprentice Sauron, and the Elves leaving Valinor for Middle-earth. When Sauron’s forces kill her brother Finrod..”

Thank you. Davis is horrendous.

It looked like he got in under the tag to me.......

Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma MADNESS!

U 2 stop rhyming now I mean it....

My dad enjoys peanut butter and miracle whip sandwiches. I don't think I've seen him throw on any bananas before though. .

Purple = Faygo Grape

As an under 6ft white man this makes me physically angry.

"Retards" huh? Nice. Way to show your age grandpa. Aren't there some "fags" somewhere you should be beating or maybe a kid with MS you should be stuffing in a locker? Literally, go fuck yourself clown.

I've never heard of Generation X being referred to as such, perhaps you are confusing me with a Millennial.

"Feel free to stop being an asshole"

Dude, please stop. By 1982 Star Wars was a full fledged phenomenon. Empire came out in what 1980/81? I saw it in the theater with my family for god's sake.

Bah! Drew's hands look almost "pretty" compared to the hot mess I got going on. Take his hand hair, darken and increase it's density by a factor of 20.