Robert Lipsyte was an award-winning sportswriter for The New York Times and the Emmy-winning host of the nighty public affairs show The Eleventh Hour. His book, An Accidental Sportswriter, is available for purchase on Amazon.

Obviously, you're not a golfer.....

"Basketball has nothing to do with who the "hardest" motherfucker is."

1. "The Fighting Irish belong with the Red Sox, the Yankees, Twilight, Taylor Swift, and any other property that is artificially relevant because the media wastes so much fucking time telling you how relevant they are."