I’m shocked that Martin Lawrence isn’t moving on to one of his many, many other Hollywood projects.

You bite your . . . tongue . . .

Blazing Saddles...at least aspired to comment on the bigotry it depicts.

I always felt that Django Unchained more or less disproved that “Blazing Saddles couldn’t get made today” argument, although the debate has gone on long enough now that I suppose even that retort is a bit dated.

Pryor didn’t even write any of the racial stuff, which was all Brooks and Wilder. His biggest contribution was Mongo.

or his songwriting?

This movie sucked less when it was about panda bears.

The Eagles’ popularity will always be baffling to me, doubly so for that song, and now triply so for the worth of its handwritten lyrics.

Enough already. Somebody think of Martin Lawrence’s kids.

Eh. Victimless crime. 

Is Henley's guitar playing as lackluster as his drumming?

“Even in a cartoon, someone like Hank being oppressed in some exotic land is exactly the kind of toxic online strawman that is morally reprehensible for a studio to turn that into a motion picture in 2022.”

It’s a trio, so we can rule out the Seattle Seven and/or authors of the original Port Huron Statement (not the compromised second draft). Those types of folks hate the fucking Eagles, man.

Don Henley, seen here explaining why he totally deserves more money to tour than those other no-talent shoes of clown.

There is a set of people who think that ANY use of the n-word is bad.

Ooh, is this the first post-purge F?

Back in my day, an F used to mean something. This is just a bad D- movie.

This movie looks awful, but I’m wondering if Tsai would mind enlightening us on which parts of Blazing Saddles he thinks shouldn’t exist.  Like, be specific.  And when he talks about “today’s standards,” who is setting those?

Snark away but I still regularly play both the first two M&S albums. The other two not so much, although Delta is ok.

everyone from Fiona Apple to Bob Dylan