There isn’t enough time at this point to bring a court case, they calculated the timing already.

Shit, even the way Iowa plays football is racist. They play the whitest brand of football in the goddamn universe. Iowa football is like if Wisconsin basketball was a football team. 

We need those guns to defend ourselves against a tyrannical government that intimidates and suppresses voters in the lead-up to doing away with the democratic process altogether!

... wait a second...

It is an awful big ask for a 17 year old with NFL aspirations to individually make the choice to forego an SEC school that has put several dozen players into the NFL in order to go to a HBCU that has put one or two players into the NFL.

Can we also get a nationwide ban on hillbillies driving around in trucks with oversized flags?

This makes me think they should have waited another week or so before announcing the gun ban. Don’t give our shitty GOP state court enough time to step in and declare voter intimidation a fundamental right.

The Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution states: “Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.” This amendment prohibits the federal government from imposing unduly harsh penalties on criminal defendants, either as the price for…

Give it a week. The state supreme court will decide that people's right to defend themselves against imaginary threats is greater than other people's right to vote without a gun toting lunatic next to them.

Trump is calling for his legions to “monitor” polling places.

Obviously?!? Michigan banned signs, but not rifles in their statehouse.

This is precisely why I do not understand why POC athletes attend these schools. Let these programs fall to DII or DIII, losing money in the process while you (top recruit) attend the Howards and A&Ts(Aggie Pride)* of this country. Push those schools to Div. I. You think that you will not be seen? Ask Donald Driver,…

You gotta post here more often man!  What great stories

Actually, the inspector at the CA DMV was perplexed by the car’s complete lack of inspection badges. When I pointed out the “sample vehicle” sticker he said he’d never seen one before. The inspector said they were usually put on cars pulled from the assembly line for promotional purposes, and that I might not be able…

This comment is why I am here, and why I read the comments. This community rocks.

Your story is multiple times better than a tv ad! Thanks for sharing

Man, I only find worthless junk or cool items I can definitely not reasonably use (lighthouses, I’m looking at you) on government auctions. Well done to you.

It’s stuff like this that makes me absolutely love Jalopnik, no matter how much the new owners try to destroy it all. 

But did you use it to race techno barbarians in planes? Since there’s no twin turbo to kick in, I hope you didn’t risk it.

Now THAT’S a Jalop story!

I vaguely remember a Maxima ad where they drive it into a cargo plane as it is taking off...  I thought it was cool when I was a kid. Probably the only 30 seconds in which I ever wanted a Nissan.