I think Obama’s cadence is perfect. It’s very like poetry. The pauses do allow for absorbing & processing. Or as my debate coach would say: they give the listener time to catch up to the speaker. 

I have the best genes don’t I folks?

His speaking style is very strange. Every comment is bolstered with unnecessary adjectives to make it sound more grandiose than it is. However, the massive amount of words spoken contains very little substance.

Could the purpose of these fake accounts be aimed at white Trump supporters so they can pretend the orange man isn’t a white supremacist and neither are they?  “Look, why would black people support a white supremacist?”

If I were teaching improv in a non-English speaking country and trying to teach my students to speak gibberish or nonsensical English, I would tell them to study Trump’s speeches and basically copy him.  That man is incapable of completing a thought or expressing anything coherently.

A lot of people are saying that it's a beautiful immunity, the likes of which has never been seen before.  No one's ever done immunity like that before.  It would've taken Biden years to get that immunity. 

The joke's on all of us.

It is amazing to me how quickly this sort of discussion has gone from paranoid ranting to a reasonable question.

Go fuck yourself San Diego...and America. That would be great. 

Oh yea....its hella easy telling the difference between him speaking vs him reading.

Just tremendous immunity.

Like, if you made a speech of his into actual food, it would be one of those horror show Jell-O/seafood with carrot monstrosities from Gallery of Regrettable Foods. That’s been coated in mayo and left behind a dumpster.

at least he doesn’t have to fuck daddy, that’s Ivanka’s job.

I actually think this helps him. You can never full nail him on something stupid he says, because he doesn’t ever speak in full sentences. Did he actually say to drink bleach? I mean, that was clearly his meaning, but when you read a transcript it is just a jumble of words that can be interpreted however a person…

My Barron. My freakishly tall Barron. He’s very tall. And immune. My immune Barron. He’s very immune. Like me, and Melania. We’re all very immune.

But reading a transcript of an Obama speech makes perfect sense.
When you read a Trump transcript, you realize that while the words he were saying were English, and they made sense when you heard them, they are actually word salad that makes Sarah Palin sound like a Rhodes Scholar.

I’m getting more starting forward for the Slovenian national basketball squad vibes as far as fatherhood goes.

Personal trainer/sperm donor....aren’t they the same people?

I used to think Obama’s speaking cadence was so strange... now I cry when I listen to the Hamilton remix of “One Last Time” where he narrates Washington’s farewell address.

With any luck, he gets his height from his mom’s former personal trainer.