This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

That’s just what we call a prank.

I would argue that any day other than April 1st is the best time for an April Fool’s prank. No one will see it coming.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

I am your male equivalent, known to many as “The 21st Century St. Francis of Assisi.” I’ve had birds roost on my arms and my head (and I’ve never been shat upon by any of them), I can coax the most skittish cat out of any hiding place, and almost every dog, no matter how lonerish, aggressive or not, leashed or…

Chill, Cap’n Bringdown!

IDK, they worked out pretty well for Odin. Or a lot of PacNW Indian groups, for that matter.

Whatever, lil’ grumpypants.

I’m proud of this one, although I am anticipating my new Bernie supporter followers may not be sticking around long.

“Somewhere, Hillary Clinton opened Twitter and muttered, “You have got to be fucking kidding me.”

That little bird is a fucking Kingmaker!

Welcome to the Disney Princess Club, Bernie! It’s what my friends call me because every frickin’ cute animal in the forest preserve comes to me when I go running in spring/summer. It’s so adorable, I felt like an ass when I interrupted a baby deer frickin’ nursing! (In my defense, they were on the side of the running…

Personally I’m hoping for a Cinderella story where Bernie’s campaign is concerned.

:A crow lands on Hillary Clinton’s shoulder during a speech. Hillary wearily side-eyes it:

It's ok, just a preview of the next season of Portlandia.

On this bleak, bleak day, with so much talk about gross politicians having sex, this is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

At least it’s not a tit