I think anyone that owned a VW and saw the value drop 15-20%+ and was offered a tiny deal on a new car might still be miffed.

This is easily the most interesting thing that’s ever happened at any auto show.

Perfection. The VW mechanic’s uniform, the cardboard labeled cheat box and the commentary “Mr. Müller says it’s okay as long as no one finds out.”

It sounds like a really crappy chocolate brand that you buy on discount after Valentine’s Day, and then immediately regret eating because in all honesty it just isn’t worth the calories, even if it is the only chocolate you have in the house.

Ploom sounds like this probably tastes:

IMO, this was an outlier. Last week’s show was outstanding and shone a light on state anti-abortion tactics that are not getting mainstream attention. Let’s see what happens next week. I really think this one was an outlier.

I assume you missed last weeks abortion episode then.

Yeah, I hate when lawmakers are familiar with the law.

George W Bush was not a lawyer.... how’d that work out?

Ahem

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in quite a while.

I see what you tried to do there.

My biggest fantasy is that he wins the republican nomination handily, then says such ridiculous things in the primary that hillary wins in a landslide, and then after he loses says “yeah, i just thought she should be president so I made up the most ridiculous things I could. Republicans are idiots for believing me.”

I want an alternate version TOO DRUMPF TO FUCK.

The only way I can sleep at night (and barely, at that) is if I believe that this is all an act. Trump is the first candidate to completely and unapologetically embrace the under/uneducated American electorate. He is so deluded by his own brand and ego that it is impossible for him to feel shame. Were he ever to win…

The best burn in the segment is describing Kanye as a bored sociopath with a finger free anus.

And also, the government is not a business and should not be run as such. Consider the implications of the “savings” generated by using a different water source for Flint, Michigan...

This was arguably one of his best episodes he’s done, and it’s a shame to say that because spending this much time on an asshole like Drumpf is akin to putting your hand in a meat slicer.