Gyros for everyone!

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

My cat definitely does not consent to being picked up. She also does not consent to being put back down again. She meows in protest at each action. She certainly does not consent to going to the vet and having a thermometer shoved up her butt, but we do it anyway for her own good. For me the line is: don’t do anything…

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Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

...why do you have this picture?

Can I fuck the goat non-stop 24/7 for a week or two and then be good for a few years?

There is no such thing as a soulmate, no person who ‘fits’ with you completely. People have flaws, and people change. The partner whose qualities you love now may evolve overtime, as we all do. The You in twenty years will be far different than the You today, and who’s to say that the relationship won’t sour as a…

The goat cannot consent... because it’s a goat.

Seriously! I know way to many people who after the immediate circulation of police committing murder and people demanding justice for it, will post all kinds of bullshit memes about supporting our police no matter what. Like wtf is wrong with you that your brain is so under developed as to not be able to generally…

I also got that she was “dressed like a slut” and it was “inappropriate for children”. People are so fucking afraid of a woman with thighs, I swear to god....

Yeah, I guess I wasn’t really keyed to it until after the superbowl. And then suddenly the crazies came out about how dare she sing a song and wear clothes that were a tribute to black people. And then everyone turned it into her being anti-police. It really just goes to show how prejudiced our society still is that…

There’s a double standard here, too. White musicians wear Che Guevara t-shirts so much it’s a cliche and nobody thinks it’s much more than a fashion statement, but Beyoncé puts her dancers in black berets and suddenly she’s a full-on Black Panther? It’s ridiculous.

Now Now. They weren’t upset because she was BLACK. They were upset because it was disrespectful to the SOLDIERS. Because se should have used that time to pay tribute to the AMERICAN SOLDIERS. That’s what the Superbowl half-time is all about right?

good lord that impression is spot on.

I loved “Rachel from Friends” on Weekend Update.

This is a perfect representation of all my republican family member’s Facebook feeds the day after the superbowl.

The fact that it was barely satire tho.

I’m curious if the crush who made the nasty “joke” about not being able to see you in a darkened cinema was a black dude? Somehow I assume so. Sad but true that black men can be extremely judgmental about shades of blackness where white men don’t make such distinctions.

I wish you could down-vote on Kinja. Nice backdoor insult, asswipe.