What amuses me most about all the people saying, “This isn’t terrorism! This is just like Black Lives Matter!” is that if armed black people took over a government building and threatened to murder any government official who tried to take it back, they’d all be screaming for the feds to firebomb the building.

I appreciate the comedic tone. And yes, these guys are jamokes. But they’re also dangerous jamokes. And the way we respond sets a precedent. If the government ignores this, you will embolden these guys further. Now it’s a wildlife refuge (“haha you occupied the least important federal building in the country”), but…

No one is advocating a violent reaction from the authorities. But there is a difference between this and, say, the Civil Rights sit-ins that occurred in government buildings: weapons. And verbal threats of violence.

He is the thinnest one, so he gets to lead them.

Dude, I literally quoted the law in how it is defined as terrorism.

There is. It’s called the parking lot of the Dairy Queen.

Plus, I heard Hubie just got a new four wheeler. well, not new. He bought it rebrobushed from this mexican out back of the Dollar Tree, but it still runs real good and all. Anyway, Hubie says we can take a ride on it if we bring him some beer. He’s got one a…

They don’t own enough land to feed their own cattle? They shouldn’t be in the ranching business in the first place then. Just like the jackasses who try to run fitness boot camps in public parks.

Sounds like you need to go join them ... Can I offer you a ride ?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

Remember the Alamo.

Surround them and prevent them from being resupplied, then blast recordings of Hillary Clinton speeches until they can't take it anymore.

Look, I’m all for laughing at what a bunch of losers these guys are, but we need to accurately tackle this one.

Breaking news: Short, bald racist compensates for micropenis with assault rifle

Oh yeah? Well Shays Rebellion back at you.

Throw them in clown prison.

+1 dead camcorder

Alright Albert, we get it. They are jamokes, no argument. But — are they elite?

I like everything you wrote here.

What about it? Or are you just throwing this around this bit of history like you have a point?