I actually *asked* Santa for coal one year. For my rock collection.

I got it too, nice good samples. And now I’m a geologist/hydrologist.

Even feminist culture warriors need that sweet clickbait money!!!

I’ve been feeling that way a lot recently, and it’s both frightening and numbing at the same time. I worry that we, as a society, are reaching this breaking point of awfulness over-saturation. Like, there are too many horrifyingly awful things happening on any given day, and since I don’t feel like I have much power…

Maybe don’t post a screenshot of what could be someone's trauma? Please? For the love of god...

WTF. Why are you distributing these images in this post, and via Twitter?!?! It’s completely insensitive to your readers and to the victim. You’ve been click-bait for some time, but this is just disgusting.

That’s definitely enough internet for me today. Please excuse me while I go vomit.

Jesus Christ. (Assuming) a girl has already been raped, and you have to go and post video footage of the unbelievably traumatic assault online for the entire world to view? How fucking horrible of a human being do you have to be to force a rape victim to deal with the horror of not just being raped, but then having…

I am both horrified and not surprised at the same time. And that’s awful.

Damn! You’re right! We obviously don’t have a gun violence problem at all.

Technically, a “mass shooting” is defined a a shooting with multiple victims. But of course all sorts of different groups have all sorts of different qualifiers for that definition, which serves all sorts of different purposes.

Yeah you don't want to see what happens when psychos start using super soakers.

People, seriously, the call is coming from inside the house.

I HAVE AN IDEA

The NRA stopped representing gun owners and started representing gun makers a long time ago.

Can we start calling the NRA a terrorist organization now?

Americans don’t have to worry about ISIS. To quote Pogo,

Yeah, but if we ban all guns, these people will just commit mass murder with a baseball bat or swimming pool or some shit.

This is chilling. I don’t know how to express how I feel about this because it is incredibly awful. People keep trying to make changes and they get shouted down. When will people realize we need to change this because it's clearly getting worse?

Whoever is responsible or whatever hot take you want to use, there’s always one common denominator to mass shootings; guns. It’s obvious but still needs to be pointed out.

#allgunsmatter

It’s too soon to talk about implementing gun control. There could be another mass shooting incident tomorrow and we’d be to busy talking about solutions to properly be shocked.