The jokes are funny and all, but I just feel really compelled to point out how terribly sad this is. Lamar is only 36 and appears to have a long, tough recovery, and he will never be the same. Hate to be that girl, but this is just so tragic.

Having done a lot of neuropsych testing of stroke survivors, I was a little wary when it was reported that he was saying, “hey, babe” to Khloe and winking at her. I had hoped he was exceptionally resilient.

Is that how you found out it was over?

I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

Honestly, if I had an injury that could reasonably lead to some amnesia, I’ll consider using it as an opportunity to at least act like I no longer know certain people, even if I still did.

That reminds me of working in Arlington on 9/11, and when work was closed, not knowing if it would be safer to stay put and sleep at work or travel via Metro back into DC. When something like that is going on and you don’t know if it is over or where the attacks are concentrated, it can be impossible to figure out…

It was to distract the first responders . The attack at the stadium was likely never meant to kill many people, but if all the police rush there, it would and did take longer to respond at the theater.

Probably to prevent a panic. Imagine thousands of Parisians getting alerts that their shit is blowing up around them and suddenly you’ve got a crowd crisis. Tens of thousands pushing towards the exit, peopling getting literally crushed to death, trampled upon, families losing children. Were they safer in the stadium?…

But he wouldn’t BE an oathbreaker. His vows bound him until death, not beyond. He fulfilled the letter of his vow, at least.

Things I’m most excited to see:

And by the end of the season it’ll be:

This is hilarious and kind of sad and vaguely racist, but totally accurate when it comes to smallish towns/cities/markets with professional sports teams. If you are black in Green Bay and dining out at anything above an Applebees there is a 7,000 percent chance someone will assume you’re a sportsball player and want a…

The guy is willing to spend thousands on a watch and he has to conform to your accepted style of dress to be taken seriously as a customer? I own two nice watches and bought the spendier one dressed like I had been out hiking... because I had. If they profiled me on my dress they would have lost a sale which is…

Ok not to be that guy , but I'm literally the guy who goes to upscale establishments dressed how ever poorly I like bc I am paying and what in wearing doesn't give me a discount on my overly expensive steak

What, ah, do you mean “too much” cheddar?

So her saying Black people don’t look right has nothing to do with racism? LOL have fun voting from Trump.

This is a tangential point that has nothing to do with the depressing prejudices and injustices which characterize this story.

I don’t think you know what quotation marks are. Now actually read the article or listen to the audio before commenting next time.

damn, that was one point.

They keep ringing the bell. They keep ringing it over and over again.