I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Yank the body off and graft a clean Pontiac Fiero onto it for the ultimate reverse kit car.

We are here to see what new features our Android phones will be doing better next year.

Plus a dose of spray can sniffing

i’m a millennial. i know what overdrive is. it was back when cars had P, R, N, D, and O/D. the standard drive mode was typically recommended for towing capacity, i believe it was because the o/d gears couldn’t or weren’t rated for the tow ratings. it was never fully explained to me, but i understood it was an extra…

the homeless for being poor in public.

So it’s a F&F ripoff with an all-white cast led by Dirty Harry’s kid

Overdrive: because F&F got too diverse.

The man and his wife do not seem to feel very confident in the driving abilities of his mistress.

The third roommate, a diehard Babylon 5 fan, was completely ignored by everyone.

the sequel also put Larry the Cable Guy’s aw-shucks sidekick Mater

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

I’m so relieved we finally solved our drugs, terrorism and human trafficking problems so that law enforcement can focus on the things that really matter.

Jason...

Extra low mileage Murcielago for sale. Recently serviced, fresh paint. Only 37k miles! Asking $250,000 or best. No lowballers, this is a RARE car, I know what I have.

This seems really fucking stupid until you walk through any grocery store coffee aisle and realize it’s 95% Keurig.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

the market has spoken. It said “fuck United and all their bullshit”

sorry

Having the amount of perseverance necessary to get through a task this long and tedious without giving up is rare. And impressive.

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…