Punishment for purposefully detuning a diesel engine in order to produce more smoke should be having to drive a Mitsubishi i-miev

Right? And volcanoes - those should be included, too. And flatulence from the cows that the drivers wind up eating at Burger King.

Don’t worry about that. The main thing is to make sure that as soon as everything goes to hell, you get yourself a good leather motorcycle jacket. Apparently, there are enough to go around in the (zombie/plague/Earth-destroying) apocalypse.

Holy God never thought I’d see the day where Mad Max would have to be explained on a car site.

Another thing is the zero tolerance groups want to conflate child deaths because of being FORGOTTEN in the car for say a whole work day , and the act of INTENTIONALLY leaving a child for 5-15 mins. The two situations are not at all the same. Zero tolerance policies are not going change anything about the variables…

Dad?

Not only that but it has less miles than a jazz haters club.

Classics aside, if you wouldn't pay 14k for a G8 GXP that is your problem.

Some commenters on here have forgotten the ‘60’s happened.

Turbo lag + torque steer = whee!

Also, are we really picking apart the fact that the calm-Hulk-down move is called a “lullaby”? Hulk is like a giant, raging child. It makes total sense. The fact that Natasha is the key just speaks to their relationship.

She can’t just be the coolest aunt, or have made the valid choice that, as an assassin and spy, maybe kids are not in the cards for her. Or even the more radical choice that she just doesn’t want them. No, she can’t ever have babies, so her life is ruined. She is an incomplete woman.

Hawking knows his way around a track.

Holy shit — the Yarp guy is the Hound! How have I been so blind?

I went with Sabine Schmitz, Ted Cruz and Danny DeVito, because that’s a show I’d watch pretty regularly.

Umm, yeah, let’s seee... I’ll take a muppet, a talking aborted fetus, and Rowan Atkinson.

Wes, don’t you know anything about Harley riders? It’s Monday. They’re all wearing Dockers.

Nah, they are efi with manual fast idle for cold starting. My vfr has the same thing. All the performance and reliability of modern electronic fueling, all the occasion of starting an old clapper.

Harleys: 5x the price for 1950’s technology.

Why don’t we just make a fake clutch pedal. Or maybe a fake steering wheel. You feel like you’re in control but it really is an evil mastermind that lives in a volcano that controls your car. And then they’re going to use that to kill millions of people. Yeah. that’s highly unlikely.