"You should not become a Slytherin Hat," the girl continued confidently; and she was eating what looked like it was supposed to be bacon; but it did not smell or taste like bacon. It missed that smokey, meaty taste that bacon is supposed to have. Instead, it tasted like vegetables blended together and died red. Yuck!…

LMFAO! That was awesome!

I met my husband online on a pagan message board, and he thought I was 2 or 3 years younger than him. Nope. When he finally found out how old I was, it actually kinda freaked him out. He was 31 and I was 22. He didn't want to date someone who was so much younger than himself.

Have you seen the show "Wire in the Blood"? It's based on those books as far as I know.

If you look out for special deals, it's not that difficult to get a much lower price.

Yes you can. If you fly in coach. Depends on where you're coming from and going to, but round trip tickets can be had for much less than $2000. I've been flying back and forth from NJ to Brussels for years (because I lived in Europe for several years) and never paid anything close to $2000.

Glad to be of some help!

You have a virus. It's some kind of rootkit (as far as I was able to determine.) My aunt had this same thing happen several months ago, and it took me like 3 days to clear it out. Stupid thing was playing random sounds from what seemed like a TV, and then a male voice would say "I see you" and start laughing. …

Many places in Europe have rules against these kinds of speech. The US doesn't. The First Amendment gives everyone the freedom of speech, even if it's hatefilled and vile.

I just showed my 2 year old and 4 year old daughters those pictures, and they said she looked pretty. Then they went to go play with Pokemon. It's like body shaming is a learned behavior or something.

Haterade?

My brother's girlfriend's mother saw me for the first time the other day and nastily told her daughter that I look 14. I'm a 32 year old married mother of 2. That was not the dire insult she clearly intended it to be.

I'm actually surprised that they let you in at all, with your previous history of overstaying and working illegally. Usually those are grounds for barring entry to the US. I know that it happens, but you should count yourself lucky, because it's pretty rare with your history.

Please, Google Schrodinger's Rapist. Seriously, we don't think ALL men are monsters. But many of the actual monsters make themselves seem exactly like they're the rest of you, and only show their monstrous side later. They do this because if they were obvious monsters, no woman would let them get near them.

Omg, that poor kid.

My grandparents still have theirs. It's gotta be like 50 years old by now.

Puce star?

Yes, let's ignore all that child torturing stuff for now... Let's focus on how the victim is a bitter, vindictive jerk because she is telling people what happened to her.

There's no actual cause which would make child abuse acceptable. You think that she's just looking for attention and being a whiny child? You think that she wants to continue having her childhood abuse in her head somewhere?

Hello, fellow Demonite! :P