If you want to get with me you better have read the serious classics. I'm not talking the drivel that they force on you in English Lit either. High-brow, high-class or go home. Examples if you think you can keep up:

How to react.

As a TCU alum, I can tell you that the "Horny for Life" phrase is SO ubiquitous that nobody even bats an eye at it anymore. I honestly forget that outsiders seem put off by the implied sexual tone. So the fact that the shirt got called out is hilarious to me.

Every time I see Steve Martin I'm reminded that he's getting old. I'm not joking when I say that I will cry and cry forever if -if guys, death isn't for sure, right????- he dies. I mean, it'll never happen, so we're cool. If he did though...

Don't the pets complain about all the paint on their fur?

omg kitty smilllee!!!!!

I know the history of the Romani people. I've read up on them. People have had themed birthday parties forever. I don't get why they are considered so offensive now. We are way to PC. I get not wanting to glorify negative things, but dressing up and having a themed cake isn't offensive. She didn't say anything bad…

Thank you for expressing my opinion so perfectly. Add to that: you can't make an appointment over the phone. You can only do it online. Which is really freaking hard to do when your computer isn't working. "Think," indeed.

Since when was this website about hating on and judging fellow women? Oh, wait, since forever. Nice one Jezebel.

Nope. Still the worst.

Seriously if you think this make anyone the 'worst human being alive' I'd highly suggest you rethink your priorities. And possibly pull your head out of your ass and get to know the real world.

Yeah, I don't see the outrage either. Say there is a shirt in my closet, that is clean and in good repair, that I know I won't wear again. It can stay in my closet for ever, benefiting nobody. I can put it in the garbage, benefiting nobody. Or I can give it one of the local charities that picks up used clothing, in…

You know, while I'm truly sorry for any pain you might be in,you really can't have it both ways.

The idea that women are there to soothe your ego, heal your wounds, and generally watch for your feelings, while you get to act according to however your proclivities move you - is highly misguided. I am not your…

You know how, when you're eating a big, hot juicy hamburger with all the fixings, you have to be careful not to let the bun get soggy and fall apart, and over time you work out how to eat it before that happens, while maximizing your enjoyment?

Girls are, like, way more worth it than hamburgers.

Clits are more special…

Can I say I'm excited about this? My sister and I loved playing the TR games when we were kids, and the Jolie films, though silly, were fun for us to watch.