I mostly remember him for making faces like this:

I will remember Eli for four things:

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

I said this in the other Jets post, but Gregg Williams lining up safeties 20 yards off the ball like he still has Sean Taylor and then being shocked — SHOCKED! — when they’re not able to compensate for, uh...not being Sean Taylor, is both fucking hilarious, and a testament to how long a guy can keep a job in the NFL…

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

Someday in the not-too-distant future, when we’re remembering some guys, I’ll probably remember Shaun Livingston. 

Sir. No.

Would you say they can’t get no....Satisfactory resolution to this situation?

He also had this great quote:

I spotted this in London....seems to check out...

Dick, Kerr? I hardly know ‘er.

The unintended consequences of this is disgusting. I don’t mean the home run records. Has anyone thought AT ALL about the additional kids that Zack Hample has elbowed in the face this season to get to those extra home run balls?

Mr. Ped 

Nick Foles’ clavicle had a breaking point, as we all do. How much pressure, how much force, how much trauma can a bone or a person withstand before it snaps?

This is not the Jaguars Junction content I was looking for. 

He’s no Blake Bortles.

You can pick up a 2 BR beachfront condo in FLA for under $200K. So... I dunno, half of Splinter readers?