I guess this player hasn’t played for Detroit, then.

Just wait for the first AFC East predictions after Belichek/Brady retire/die in a firey and suspicious car crash.

Whatever. I convert toxins to a painkiller every single night right around the time I’ve hit my 7th Rainier tall boy. 

Daddy...needs his medicine.

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

If you can’t watch the video, you should be aware that this mouse is not merely immune to scorpion venom, but converts it to a painkiller!

What a productive two days you’ve had.

I’ve noticed that there is a section of the Patriots fanbase that I’ve grown to really dislike,

Excellent summary, Matt

A good O-line makes everything better. Elliot is good, but what could the Cowboys have done with that money and a running back taken in the third or fourth round of the draft?

Where as its a novel concept and probably worth exploring the issue I can see coming up pretty much immediately is Running Backs would be devalued in the draft even more than they are.
Are you ever going to take a RB in round 1 if the longest contract you can sign them to is (for example) 2+ a vesting option for 1?

“But he’s done nothing in his young career but show he’s worth building an offense around”

If the franchise tag is tied to position, maybe rookie contract length should be too.

You realize that would leave us with the Patriots and.....Eli?

Every team that loses a Super Bowl to the Patriots should be relegated to Canadian football until there are no NFL teams left except the Patriots and we can finally destroy the NFL for good. God damn these losers straight to hell.

FUCK. Just, GODDAMNIT. The best regular season i have ever seen, the upsets, the Pat Mahomes beauty, the beautiful beautiful offenses, i felt like i was being beaten with a sledgehammer called NOT TODAY, KIDDO WE OLD SCHOOL PEOPLE STILL REIGN SUPREME. AWFUL. Trent Dilfer was probably masturbating furiously that entire…

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

As a Lions fan I can take solace in the fact that we scored as many touchdowns in the Super Bowl as the Rams.

As someone that used to be a Doplhin fan, they never should have won that OT game against Baltimore back in 2007.

Hey, Barkevious Mingo may be bad, but he is not anonymous. His name may be his greatest natural talent. Don’t take that away from him.