This is 100% a location question.

Can confirm, I once saw a guy ass naked just strokin’ on the corner of Oakdale and Broadway, in the middle of the damn day. People just crossed the street and did nothing.

Starred for accuracy. My gf’s parents live a few miles past Schaumburg and is EXACTLY the kind of place where people actively try to snitch on each other. Meanwhile, I think I could make it as far as like Beverly if I hug the river and keep to side streets

I think I could get further in the city naked rather than in the suburbs. There’s like 30 people shot in Chicago every day, car jackings, muggings, other naked crazies furiously swinging their dick back and forth so it hits their thighs making a slapping noise, for them to worry about you. You get a somewhat crowded…

I swear to god, five years ago every other Thursday night game was Jags-Titans. I know that if you look this up online, it says that this didn’t happen. But in my soul, I know this to be true.

Whenever I see a picture of this guy I imagine the Deadspin article that uncovers that “Blake Bortles” is really 44 year old unemployed roofer Jeff Brown from DeLand and the real Blake Bortles is sunk down in the Everglades.

Jexsonville Jeguars

If a WYTS Jaguars’ edition ever goes by and I don’t post this, assume I’m dead:

Well of course they had to move on from Blake Bortles. Sure, his numbers sucked but that’s what happens when you’re...26 years old? He was 26 last year? That’s what a lifetime in Florida will do to you. Maybe it’s not all senior citizens down there. Maybe it’s just a bunch of unemployed 40 year olds who drank some…

HEAR IT FROM JAGUARS FANS!

I expect a successful season ahead. 

FitzMagic and now Linsanity? Harvard grads have it so tough in 2019.

Which is worse, a head cold or a chest cold?

This is cheating.  This is like if the debate was “what’s worse: seasonal allergies or a summer cold,” and your answer was “shitting yourself to death from dysentery.” 

Absolutely, but there’s no way that teams competing for titles would let players risk getting hurt and ruining their chances. They’d find a way to stop the players from competing, no question about it.

Didn’t get a chance to email in my feelings about my krewe, so here’s my take.

Vladimir:

Honestly mildly surprised Ballmer doesn’t call himself “Ballz”

“He could buy MSG Corp and set fire to all the assets and it would have an immaterial impact to his net worth.”