Um, Greg Howard?

Joe Theismann recommends Super Beta prostate.

I am amused here because the US being between Portugal and Cote d'Ivoire in nearly any other situation would be cause for panic.

I'm curious what constitutes a "borderline pothead", and exactly how one would tumble over the threshold into full-blown reefer madness.

I call BS. I knew a lot of football players in college and, while it isn't a definitive sample, by far the most common state was "drunken."

Bad vote counting in Florida, shocking.

How else is Papa John's supposed to move two million free pizzas?

Is this really that big of a scandal? I mean, how much money can you funnel to a player if you're funneling AT MOST two quarters at a time?

Could you repeat that, sir?

He didn't mean to imply Coach K was there, he was simply citing him as an expert on blowing your seed.

“When he walked in the whole bar clapped,” said Ms. Mae’s bartender Jason Matherne.

I think a narrow view is what defines this family.

Titles such as this is what got Sandusky's internet privileges revoked.

I'm going with my old standby:

I love the world of Cowboy Bebop. Gritty, realistic, awesome.

Mad Max universe, can feel the sand getting in everything, and the BO wafting from everybody.

The city of Neo Tokyo, Akira

Do you have any recommendations for travel agents

Didn't you do that hit and roll on the five man sleds. I can't remember what it was called but you have all the lineman line up. 5 guys start in their stance on the dummies, they hit the pad and roll to the right, where the next guy in line takes the place on the first padded dummy.