Worst Patriot Ever

He can't even think of those epic Notre Dame / South Florida match-ups without being immediately bombarded with childhood memories of his dad hurling empty Bud Lime cans at the family Roku in frustration.

It's too bad the play of Bubba Smith didn't inspire Skip to pursue a football career. I, for one, thought he'd have been a good addition to the 1970 Marshall team.

What?

Because the NCAA is cancer and Manziel is an itch.

Why do I have to take sides? Can't the NCAA be greedy AND Johnny Manziel be a total jackass?

I like the Lou Holtz shoutout here.

CUCCINELLI SAYS ONLY MISSIONARY!

"Eric LeGrand is doing great!!! I expect him on the practice field on Monday."

As we now know, this never would have happened if the Hawks had hired Mike O'Doulsenholzer.

That doesn't look like a lowercase t at all...

I can't believe how many bandwagon Heat fans there are now.

Not as good as the new Matt Harvey T.

Be sure to hold onto those shirts, Mets fans.

"I still think the best uniform sport was baseball pre-1947."
- Marge Schott

"There's nothing the least bit notable about the play."

And the crowd was absolutely out-of-control.

If this thing is still around in January, they'll be able to cross lion off the list of possibilities.

If they do murder people or cause violent harm, that's not cool

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"