Seriously! I feel like his next step is going to be going home and seeking reassurance from his wife. "Hey honey, you don't feel like I've been raping you, do you?" Just, gross.

Sometimes it helps to look at the same type of scenario with a non-sexual action:

I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

Sounds like someone's nervous about his own acts toward his own wife. Just because you're married doesn't mean you now OWN your spouse's body and that you can have sex with them whenever or do whatever you want if they don't consent. That's not how consent works; it's always on a case by case basis, you don't get a…

OMG.

This is also my experience. I know many good men who might not read bell hooks, but who practice active consent, respect boundaries, and listen more than they speak when women are discussing their experiences. The guy that walks in yelling about his reading list and his personal practices is the guy that I do not…

Yes, the part about listening more than they talk is the most important. I have encountered countless male 'feminists' who think that because they're feminists, they can go ahead and act as if they know more about feminism and women's experience than women do.

Here they are.

sex≠gender, dumdum

No no no. He didn't say he wouldn't vote for the Civil Rights Act. He said he disagreed with the part that made it illegal for business' to refuse customers based on race. Totally acceptable! He stands up for small business owner's right to say "No blacks allowed" without big government regulations.

My great Aunt Dolly's son had polio. Got it from swimming in a lake. He is still profoundly affected by it, after having to wear braces on his legs and having intensive physical therapy, he still has issues walking. Instead of listening to idiots, fucking talk to people who lived through the epidemics. Read the letter…

Parents do not own their children. That's just a really weird and disturbing way of looking at parenthood. It's also not all that backed up by law or logic. I can sell my tv on Craigslist and yet those who have tried to do the same with children have found that the law frowns upon it and will put them in jail for it.…

WELL THERES NOT A LOT OF TIME LEFT FOR YOU TO LOVE ME BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF DIPHTHERIA OR SOMETHING

GOD ISIS IS JUST GOING TO FUCK THIS SHIT ALL UP NOW ALL THESE FUCKNUTS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE WELL IF ISIS DID IT IT IS BAD

Rumor has it this is an earlier version of the redesigned masthead:

Maybe they're having trouble casting minorities because going on The Bachelor/ette is like, the whitest thing one could ever do.

Gird your loins, males

The mantra "it's her turn" has broad appeal among Democrats.

GUARD YOUR DICKS...THE GYNOCRACY IS NIGH!!!!!!!!

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."