No no no. He didn't say he wouldn't vote for the Civil Rights Act. He said he disagreed with the part that made it illegal for business' to refuse customers based on race. Totally acceptable! He stands up for small business owner's right to say "No blacks allowed" without big government regulations.

My great Aunt Dolly's son had polio. Got it from swimming in a lake. He is still profoundly affected by it, after having to wear braces on his legs and having intensive physical therapy, he still has issues walking. Instead of listening to idiots, fucking talk to people who lived through the epidemics. Read the letter…

Parents do not own their children. That's just a really weird and disturbing way of looking at parenthood. It's also not all that backed up by law or logic. I can sell my tv on Craigslist and yet those who have tried to do the same with children have found that the law frowns upon it and will put them in jail for it.…

WELL THERES NOT A LOT OF TIME LEFT FOR YOU TO LOVE ME BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF DIPHTHERIA OR SOMETHING

GOD ISIS IS JUST GOING TO FUCK THIS SHIT ALL UP NOW ALL THESE FUCKNUTS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE WELL IF ISIS DID IT IT IS BAD

Rumor has it this is an earlier version of the redesigned masthead:

Maybe they're having trouble casting minorities because going on The Bachelor/ette is like, the whitest thing one could ever do.

Gird your loins, males

The mantra "it's her turn" has broad appeal among Democrats.

GUARD YOUR DICKS...THE GYNOCRACY IS NIGH!!!!!!!!

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

Not defending keeping a gun where the kid could get it, but it's called poverty.

Right? It is not difficult, even if you're doing concealed carry. They specifically make purses with secured pockets for your gun that a toddler couldn't get to. It's becoming really fucking hard to advocate for continuing gun ownership when so many people are goddamn morons about it.

Good point. Taylor's song might have been as cryptic as the people on Behind Closed Ovens saying they work at "Blue Crab," but technically she did not name names. Katy did. Point: Swift.

ughhh so hot

for any of you beautiful souls who might need it.

Yeah I think that gif just got me pregnant

a company "that allows Instagram users to put their pictures on marshmallows."

So true! Even if it's an act, Swift is very good at it and I'm convinced. Katy seems... Hot and Cold toward people around her. (I hate myself for that.)

I hate to be all "Team Whoever," but Katy Perry is just so off-putting to me. It's a stupid feud but Taylor Swift looks like less of an ass and seems to talk about it a lot less. Also, her songs aren't hideous earworms like everything Katy puts out.