Ugh. Forever 21 sucks. I went to one yesterday despite the fact that I hate their shoddy clothes and horrible labor practices (was desperately searching for a bizarre bridesmaid’s outfit I have to find) and was reminded just how much better my life is without Forever 21 in it.

I would absolutely love this.

I was desperately hoping he’d stay in the race long enough to have to give up the Governorship and THEN lose spectacularly. Another sad occurrence for our lovely state.

Seconded. I switched to Lyft after using Uber for a long time and my experience with Lyft has been soooo much better. Also, not sure how this plays into things but I never had one female Uber driver but have had loads of female Lyft drivers. So.

Can’t they just...turn the TV’s off?

Both sexist and classist. Feminism is about women being free to make choices they want - like having a baby or not. Focusing on a career or not. Bringing a baby to an event you were invited to - or not. She had a plan if the baby became distracting so what on earth is the problem? And just because she could afford…

This was one of the first movies where I realized movies could be terrible. As a child/tween I liked pretty much everything and wasn’t capable of being critical about movies. Then I saw this. I had a huge crush on Orlando Bloom from being a rabid LOTR fan, and loved Kristen Dunst because Drop Dead Gorgeous is a…

OMG yes, a friend and I joke all the time about how we should just get all of our teeth pulled and get dentures because that’s our destiny. Even when I eat only the best food for my dental health and floss twice a day, I still have fucked up teeth and the dentist is like “welp, it’s just your genetics, sorry!”

Yessss to that salad dressing! Who needs oil??

Well, here’s to you! Escaping fucking weirdos for the win.

Come on, I love beer, but who doesn’t like beer?? And plenty of people like their coffee black. And sure, I may be obsessed with tonic water. And I mean...I also like nothing but straight balsamic vinegar as a dressing on my salad, even though it makes my lips burn and my teeth ache. My partner says that’s weird, but…

A No Doubt Tribute band?? Forget possessiveness and weird sadistic desires for doomed, star-crossed relationships, all the evidence you dodged a bullet is there. Not a bullet. More like a cannon ball. A land mine. A city-destroying bomb.

No. For white people. We shouldn’t. Because it’s racist. And part of being an ally means forgoing things we might enjoy and that seem sort of nice and fun when it’s clearly racist. Extreme example: going to a black-themed frat part. All your friends are going, including the guy you like, and free booze? Sounds like…

Whoa. Possessive much? Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

Ugh oh my god SO TRUE.

My husband and I are taking a trip down south over Thanksgiving. Legitimately it is the only time he has off of work and we can take a trip together for the entire year, and we have opposite schedules so we don’t see each other much and really need this...I have yet to figure out how to tell my family about this.

I’m intrigued by your skin being better afterwards. Your face skin, or your skin in general? Do you know why that is?

Ohhh my bad! I’m sure it’s beautiful - where’s your selfie? :) No one in my family has blond hair and when I was like 10 I was SURE it meant I was adopted. But I guess I’m just #blessed. Now if only I hadn’t inherited terrible eyesight, cavity-prone teeth and the likelihood my acne will continue into my 50’s...