Katlamos

6/30/13

I'm 5 feet tall and fat, and allllll my weight is in my stomach. I wear low-cut empire-waist dresses all the time. It's sexy cleavage but hides my rockin' fupa and cinches in at the smallest part of my waist (essentially, the ribcage). My little secret is that I wear a lot of small-sized maternity clothes, even though…

6/30/13

Two things that will save your life: dresses with smocking, and a tailor. Smocking is when they take regular fabric and scrunch it up with elastic thread making it super stretchy. You find it alot in little girls dresses. In women's clothing, it's frequently done just in the back for shaping. This is very…

6/30/13

Buuut....how will I change my mind halfway through my adventure when it starts to go sour without the use of several well placed thumbs and fingers? TOO INDECISIVE FOR THIS.

6/30/13

Most likely. But you'll also find gems like this one:

6/30/13

I'm giving your cock an indian burn! Press 1 to continue, or 2 to initiate divorce proceedings.

6/30/13

You have to stick to the choose-your-own-adventure traditions, though, and one path must lead directly to death.

6/30/13

You have just been eaten by a Grue.

6/30/13

This sounds fun. I would like to use it for real sexy times, and also for joking sexy times.

6/30/13

Nooo! Don't think that way!

6/29/13

Hey! Have you tried taking her out on a leash? That would allow her to explore and maybe provide some entertainment. Also, is there a window she can look out of? Mine love to see the cars, and birds and bugs that come by. It keeps them entertained.

6/29/13

Hi Guys!

6/29/13

Guilty pleasures? Season 2 of Supernatural and some peanut butter icing.

6/28/13

HERE COME THE TROLLS HERE COME THE TROLLS

6/26/13

As a counterpoint, I present you this guy: http://kittentora.kinja.com/

6/26/13

RICK PERRY JUST CALLED A SECOND SPECIAL SESSION FOR MONDAY IN WHICH SB5 IS EXPECTED TO PASS.

6/26/13

That is quite literally the complete opposite of my news feed. Everybody is praising Wendy and the other Democrats of the Texas Senate, and are rejoicing at the downfall of DOMA.

6/26/13

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6/26/13

FIRST WENDY DAVIS DESTROYS SB5.

6/25/13

You mean when it was a sterile clone of San Andreas? Before it found its identity as an utterly insane extension of the classic GTA formula? Before it stopped being bland as fuck and actually embraced open world insanity?

6/24/13

Conversely, I used my guitar cake pan to create the penis for this nice titty fucking cake I made last month. I think it's some of my best work. I considered posting it on twitter with the hashtag #bucakke, but resisted.