...Why in the name of all things good and pure in this world would you inflict this on people? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Papercraft is stupid amazing when done well.

It really is one of those things that, regardless of what happens, I should probably keep on me anyways just in case. I just need to buy some first.

Oh, I've had drunk guys try to get my number in the past and I just smile and say "not gonna happen."

Anyone who has to tell me repeatedly that they swear they aren't creepy (this happened when I was monitoring self-checkouts and he had an issue with a machine), and the fact that his mom said, and I quote 'he's not as creepy as he looks', that tends to set off a few bells.

oh I really hope this posts over my phone.

I dunno. They sometimes remove whole limbs or sections of them from ads because they "break the flow of the image". I suppose almost or completely re-working the face isn't that great a leap from that.

There's a few among those that aren't too terrible, and then there are some that just made me cringe.

As long as you do it before Priority: Cerberus Headquarters (this is the point of no return for this game), you'll be fine. I would actually recommend waiting until then. I personally didn't even do the DLC until later in the game, since I knew you would get some fun dialogue with your love interest during the…

Yeah, at least that's what he told me. He was pretty vague about it, and I'm not one to pry. He said the doctors had his medication too low, and that they upped the dose.

I know. I really hope it's just that maybe he pulled a muscle or something. As I gather, it's something that happened at least a year ago, and since he hasn't done anything like that since then, I really just hope it's a case of "Do x instead of y next time you have sex", or just that it's a pulled muscle or…

Logically, I know that. But emotions. This is a night that went from "This is amazing; I wonder if I can somehow talk him into this becoming a thing we do every once in a while to blow off steam because this is amazing" to "Oh god he's hurt because of a thing we did." My brain knows it's just shitty coincidence, but…

Heads up, I'm diving straight into TMI territory because I need to at least feel like I'm talking to someone about this before I break down crying (and because you ladies are good about not caring about the tmi). Also, lots of tl;dr.

Thank you all. I suppose I knew deep down I'd been "friendzoned" (god I hate that word but it fits for now), but I really do like this guy, so I didn't, and I still don't really, want to believe it. He pretty much hits all the right notes on what I like in potential relationships, and he's so good looking (I swear to…

Can I get a glass too after reading all this?

So, I ended up being honest and asked the guy I was crushing on exactly how he felt about me, and told him I expected rejection, but I needed an answer. I did it mostly because my own not knowing for sure was hurting, but now I think I'm not much better off then I was before.

These are quite stunning, but I think the black and white originals will always remain the ones that are remembered. Personally, I think for a few of these, the color almost ruins the power behind them

While Miley might be sliding deeper into crazy, I just want to say I love that top from what I can see of it. It's like a weird buttoned corset and I just adore it.

As I was watching Daily Show last night, all I could think as I died laughing was "I really hope someone makes some gifs out of this madness with dildos".

Nope, been playing games since I was 5. In fact, I'm currently taking a break from Guild Wars 2 because I started to go hoarse from screaming obscenities everytime I died in the new hunger games minigame.