He found a time machine.

Mmhm. Just look at the fact that basically every single MMO out there has at least one private server. WoW is the best/worst example about how server-based technology is just a terrible piracy deterrent.

Probably a car. I see a car next to her, so we'll go with that.

...Welp. My decision to not see this movie seems to be even more concrete now. Why does every single female need to show boob in movies anymore? ( I know sex sells, but still)

This got me thinking about me and my boyfriend's last names. Sadly, Polish and Italian last names only mix into a mess of mary sue names and vomit sounds. >_>

After doing some mild googling, is it odd of me to think that a guy I saw in the store I work at one day (and asked if he was German based on his accent(he told me he was from South Africa)), was probably someone who was an Afrikaner? The language said it's based off Dutch, so my mind is just trying to make…

Can I just say I -really- hate the terms "jilling off" and "flicking the bean". Jilling off sounds like someone is about to be sick (I know why it's called that but still), and flicking the bean just sounds like it should be painful.

Seriously. All these commenters are missing the gigantic clues in these pictures that this isn't just some lazy/depression-based mess, this is either full-blown hoarding or getting damn close to it.

Dat boot nugget.

From Grumpy Cat's website:

My ankles hurt thinking of anything with more then a small wedge heel. But now I imagine you doing this, and turning into a dragon creature as you shout it to fly off into the sunset, explosions behind you and very dramatic sunglasses glare.

I rather like the way that sounds. It does roll off the tongue and gives some... interesting mental imagery. Hurray for new words!

You just described the fun thing to do. But it needs a bit more fire and sharp objects to really be called a fun time.

Frequently, myself and my best friend will call each other "twat waffle" or "cunt muffin". I feel much the same of the word. I'm more insulted when someone tries to call me "stupid" or ignorant. Much to my boyfriend's chagrin, I have a mouth like a sailor and am completely unapologetic about it.

Excuse me while I go vomit a rainbow

If you like cats, I suggest Two Lumps highly. Nerf-this! and Boxerhocky too. And Battlepug. All of those will have you laughing your ass off.

That's from oglaf.com. which I cannot stress how NSFW it is. This is one of their rare SWF comics.

Thank you. WOuld have been nice to see that in the description

Wait, they still film that?

Probably from all the people hearing about it from Kotaku or who have been waiting for open beta. This is the first I heard of the game which surprises me