Bummer! (get it?) I experienced no sleaze or assplay. Unrelated but topical: I used to work at a newspaper. I'd get all this free stuff and communicate with lots of publicists. Sometimes the publicists think that means they can start making out with you if you actually at the same event and meet. And it's like, no way…

I totally met him at the Mercury Lounge - TWICE - and it's true. He's hot. Also he sometimes plays (or played) in a band. And was nice.

Geez, I hope no vegan bloggers try and appropriate any of the extremely culturally sacred lyrical imagery spit forth here. That would be so insulting.

It's a close fit but not an exact match. Something YOU PEOPLE have that we have yet to embrace is the savory scones. I had scones full of veggies in New Zealand and they were amaaazing. Very uncommon in murica though.

If they don't have what we would call a biscuit that is a tragic oversight! We eat everyone else's food, they should have our biscuits!

What do they call biscuits? (serious question!)

Well, that was infinitely more interesting than anything Beyonce or Taylor Swift (or Lorde too) has ever said or done.

And in case anyone else is reading this convo that went a little off topic, what I'm saying is that if guys have fucking SEMINARS about how to be sexual predator douchebags, ladies really should have classes about growing luxurious leghair and the other good stuff the original poster joked about, but which doesn't…

I appreciate the lengthy response. What I'm talking about is the kind of rape we've been discussing at length on this website lately - the kind where people need to be reminded to get enthusiastic consent at every step of the process, because some people heavy pet with people they don't also want to fuck. There is a…

The truth is the men most likely to harass you in the street are the men on your street. What street you live on/walk on colors (no pun intended) your experience. It's pretty much always the men though! I'm a foot commuter and I don't get a lot of crap when I'm walking to and from. Maybe it's my pace, my giant…

I would say these dudes are probably the date raping set we hear so much about hypothetically but see very little specific about. I think it's sad that the date raping set has such an organized platform for education and recruitment, but women are so torn about how to educate females in terms of how they should launch…

It's actually true, though, that a child is a source of distraction, a priority driver and time demand not shared by persons (of both sexes) who do not have a child. Persons who do not have a child are never stressed out about how their child is performing at school, getting through adolescence, exploring the joys of…

Wait, was Amanda Palmer blackballing the random locals with their own rabid fan bases that didn't want to do it? She should have provided pizza and beer to be classy. She's not that big a deal.

As a home owner you are responsible for maintaining your property in a safe way. But no business owner is presumed to be liable for criminal activity committed by another person that takes place OUTSIDE of the business (BEHIND it in the given example). Unless it could somehow be proven that the business owner invited…

AMAZING, and a little weird, how the little details of your favorite books from youth can lodge in the brain for more than 20 years.

Definitely had this one. Is this the one where she is introduced to weird midwestern culinary delights, like pasties and star-gazy pie? Is that Molly Ringwald?

Wow, that mullety kid looks disturbingly like me at that age in the 80s. Style and all.

I feel you. I don't know how to do it either, so I also don't.

You are trolling for white indignation with this post title with that length analysis, right? I'll save my indignation for another post!

He's pretty cute! Fuck, chuck or marry?