No I'm also making fun of the language. I see nothing wrong with doing so.

Haha I love that while crying over what you believed was a little girl's death, you still hit play on the video. The internet has trained you well

You're just saying that so no one will suspect the bearnado you're planning.

That Fifty Shades gif in the beginning:

I've found that I've been saying "that's what she said" more and more when I lecture.

Leave.

I like the cut of your jib.

Nice user name! Solid Animaniacs reference.

Agreed. But I do think that fairly often, the person declaring their hatred for country music is less concerned with the actual music and more eager to distance themselves from the cultural markers traditionally associated with country fans - rural life, socially conservative politics, support for the NRA, etc.

Yes thank you! I cannot for the life of me figure out why this article is so snarky about a seemingly positive step.

So much hatred for country music in these comments, it makes me sad. It seems like a lot of commenters feel REALLY strongly that it is somehow objectively inferior to other types of pop music, but the musical distinction between pop country mainstream top 40 is pretty thin (song structure and length are basically the…

Dunno, how about keep going on dates and treating people well until you find someone you click with? Like the rest of us.

I have 3 watermelon candles. I love the smell of melon. It is a thing...

"I don't like something so no one should like it because everyone else's opinion doesn't matter because they're stupid"

Listen to Kacey Musgraves

Yeah, but how many mozzarella sticks did you eat?

I give Tim McGraw a pass, because if someone reached up and grabbed — or even tried to grab — my crotch-area I would do way worse than slap them. Instinctually.

LOL. Just because it's a woman being called out on a dumb decision doesn't make it victim blaming. No one's saying it's her fault she got abused. It definitely IS her fault that she got sperm from this guy and now he has a biological claim on the kid.

That was my thought! Never mind whether their relationship was over or rekindled or whatever—you KNOW your ex is a crazy, abusive piece of shit and decide THOSE are the genes you want 50% of your baby to have?? :(

I was wondering the same thing. The story says she bought and banked sperm, but he called two days before her insemination telling her she could use his. At that point I would be like, "Uh, thanks but no thanks." Especially considering the timing.