I alternate between mcgriddles and the bacon egg and cheese bagel. I'm a fatty fatfat.

OMG I was thinking that as I watched the special. I even said out loud "get that damn pacifier out of her mouth!!!" She just turned 5, so she had to be about 4.5 when they filmed this. If your kid can speak in full goddamn sentences, they have no need for a pacifier.

THANK YOU! The majority of commenters on here just don't know how the world works. "Put her in a hotel"- she is missing meetings, putting her in a hotel will do nothing to make her show up. "She's probably busy"- if she's homeless, I doubt she's busy mowing her lawn or cleaning the pool. "She's a rape victim!"- yes…

I fucking hate pranks. I'd be pissed too, but the LW shouldn't have said something in front of the friends. It does just put the girl on the spot and make her want to be defensive. The pranker also sounds like a twat.

One of the most popular classes in my psychology program was forensic psych, which the professor had a Facebook page for that she used to post tests, study guides, etc. We all posted funny memes about serial killers and cool articles about death. We were some sick puppies, but it was a great class, and we loved…

Tons of people are molested, very few kill. It's a shitty thing to happen, but we are all ultimately responsible for our own action. She showed signs of sociopathic tendencies from a young age, and although there is no definitive finding, research is leaning towards sociopathy as being a condition people are born…

If its in a state that requires parental consent for underage abortions, certainly.

Our CVS often has makeup marked down, or buy one/get one 50% off. If you use their discount card you get emails with percentages off certain items or on an overall purchase. Using those tactics can make it cheaper than other stores, and I'm a makeup junkie so it helps.

If Pacsun's distribution model follows most retailers formulas, the store will end up with 2x as many shirts in the next shipment. The database will say, based on sales, "holy shit! These shirts are really popular! We need to send them SO MANY of them!" I feel bad for the manager. She will be stuck with all these…

My cats do all of those things on a daily basis.

Maybe TMI, but whatevs. I used to let my ex come in me, and would use baby wipes after to clean up. One night I grabbed a few wipes and headed to the bathroom. He said "why do you use wipes to clean up come? Doesn't it just come out when you pee?" I stared at him for a few seconds and said "um... You know I don't pee…

I'm not a doctor, but.... Wouldn't a lot of std's be communicable this way?!? Like herpes, AIDS, crabs (if they hit hair on the way into the mouth), I'd have to look up gonnarhea and chlamydia to say for sure... Just nasty, Miley. Nasty.

I live 45 mins away from Ithaca (near Watkins Glen) and go to Ithaca maybe once a month. It's a cool town due to the different types of activities available, but people are some crunchy-ass hippies. Reminds me of the Portlandia sketches.

Ithaca?

I do like her clothing, but it bugs me how boring it is. Always dark neutrals or white. Can we get a color up in here?

But if they were all dead, it would nullify his claim that he was threatened by a weapon. If all 4 were DOA, there would be no way they could "hide" the "weapon" he "saw". He would just be a guy shooting and killing 4 kids cause he got scurred. But really, none of us know what would happen if the circumstances were…

I believe that science out weights the potential downfalls (curing diseases, etc). But it also scares me. All of the things that show up in futuristic science movies are probably possible, and not all of it is good (bioengineering a virus that could kill us all/AI turning against us/advanced weaponry/Government…

The GS website has a cookie finder, and they have a cookie finder app for iOS!

So, you pretty much said what I said? Glad we agree!

Picking shit out of my skin and watching others pick shit out of their skin is insanely satisfying for me. I can't explain it.