You must be a real treat at parties.

I feel if you return a blocked extra point, you should get 2 points and be allowed to spike the ball on the face of the player of your choosing.

“I clear bigger lines for breakfast. “

It’s illegal if the person jumping touches another player during the jump. If he makes it over his own d line and the snapper without touching anyone, it’s totally legal. Few people can clear that distance though and they usually end up either catching a toe on someone’s jersey, or jumping too soon before the ball is…

i read somewhere that the Patriots practiced defending that play this week in practice..

I dropped the perfect witticism last week but I realized that I misspelled business as "busines" after someone starred my comment and I saw my permanent inescapable mistake. I'm still haunted.

One time I was on my lunch break eating at Subway, and a guy walks in and ask for an application.

I would take the website/memorial wall. For all the “you fapped to me/my wife/my sister” awkwardness, I would say “just read the rest of the list,” and they would realize that I’ve fapped to pretty much everyone. At some point, it would be an insult to not be included.

Yeah, great point. You guys keep burning and looting your own town down

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, a person hailing from the New England area is shot in the head while visiting Dallas.

yes.

I’m not really sure we can call this Brady “pushing” the sketchball on him when sleazy Canucks owner is attempting to verbally fellate Brady to get him to talk to his players.

Couple bucks?

This is gonna be awkward as shit next season when the Braves introduce new color man Hooter McManboob.

Amazing how men are so threatened by a woman doing what a man has done for years. Doris Burke on College Basketball was a breath of fresh air. The women ESPN have used in the booth for college football are excellent also like Pam Ward. Note to all self appointed taste makers of what sports needs to be, shut the fuck…

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

This is a good comment.

The last payment must be paid in wampum