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I don’t know why anybody wouldn’t be rooting for Brady. Any sports fan I’m interested in knowing is mature enough to set aside whatever team rooting interests to acknowledge how fucked up and stupid the league is being. Gooddell has time and time again made decisions that result in the worst for everyone else and this…

Seriously. The god damned plane crashed into the mountain early on in this one.

A lot of competition for sure, but I'm confident this is the stupidest shit I've ever read.

What in the actual fuck was this?

As a Saints fan, I have never felt more kinship with Pats fans than I do right now. Here’s hoping you’re right and that this is the beginning of Goodell’s end.

Also on Brady’s team, extreme handsomeness and a strong suit game.

Does the media make him out to be perfect? I don’t think so, certainly not since the Colts game.

The fact that it’s such a minor infraction is what makes the league vulnerable here. The NFLPA has been looking for a test case for years, but courts (and, just as importantly, the court of public opinion) always lets underlying facts color what should be decisions based on law. If the NFLPA goes to court defending a…

I keep reading people call Brady the “Golden Boy.” Maybe I am missing something, isn’t Brady one of the top 3 hated people in the league? If there is one Golden Boy, it’s freaking Peyton Manning. I don’t know why Brady gets the negative connotation that comes with being known as Golden Boy?

I think he already has. He’s let it get to this point.

It seems much more likely that Brady’s suspension will be reduced to something he’s willing to accept, and everyone moves on without taking this out-of-house

The ramifications for the league, for such a minor infraction are incredible.

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

So is that the Red Sox Mistakes/100 words or our team ERA?

Yes, it actually is. It's also actually a felony.

As Samir wrote - “As a Patriots fan, I’m an expert in being insufferable.” - I think everyone should know Kyle's attention to detail rivals Donald Trump's attempts at modesty.

It is actual cheating, your team does not do things the right way and you’re all hypocrites.

A Stanley Cup and a Cardinals scandal, it’s Christmas in Chicago today. Now if Cutler would only get traded.

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