If you can bake, you can probably cook pretty well too. Baking takes a delicate touch.

It means one of the chicks in the picture is named Emily R.

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

I see a lot of commentary on this - all of it good - that "Dads who have daughters should read this!" or whatever.

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

It kind of sounds to me like they killed the employees/had them tied up in the back but had to serve people to avoid suspicion. Or aliens.

I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.

My strategy is also simple. Remain in Canada. Don't worry about it. We're too sparsely populate for widespread infection. Toronto will have to be sacrificed, of course, but that's the price we have to pay. The good news is that Toronto zombies won't know that 90% of the province is north of Barrie(Yes! There is…

Some years down the road there are going to be some people asking their parents why they set them up for shingles by allowing them to contract chicken pox. And any kid that gets whooping cough when they're old enough to remember is never going to forget wondering if they're going to die during the coughing spells when…

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Get out! I hope he knows he's the star of one of our favorite gifs!

Well, if we're going by how well he does with his front...

"Scarlett Johansson says there's nothing creepy or inappropriate about John Travolta."

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Kensil personally measuring the balls at halftime is specifically against NFL rules too, which specify only on-field officials are allowed to do that. The whole thing stinks like hell and it's Kensil that's the source of much of it.

Yes. "Rogue Pats employee tried to slip unapproved ball into the game!" That was ESPN's hot take. Turns out it's "thieving NFL official tries to steal K-ball from game." Oops. Good job, good effort, ESPN.

Mike Kensil is Elmer Fudd and Bugs Belichick is his prey.

because when it was first reported they were making it out like the pats where the ones caught doing this, I remember Around the horn the other day was a talking about it as proof the pats were cheaters, that McNally was the bad guy. Turns out the story was completely misreported, and when you have so much wrong info…

It's like ESPN hates the Patriots more than Jim Rome does