You're right. There were a lot of sad clowns at the parade today. I mean, it was hard to tell because of all the screaming and laughing and dancing and confetti flying, but I bet the tears were on the inside.

HA. All of a sudden its about "the children". Please. You know the sniveling has reached critical mass when people start crying about what "the children" will think. Not everything in life has to be a fucking teachable moment. If you're going to get all pearl-clutchy, tell them life ain't fair and not everyone…

If the guy hadn't just won the SuperBowl, then yes, I would think he was a douchebag. But since he DID win and was at a parade celebrating the victory, I'll let it slide.

No, not at all. Sorry to "slut shame" but that girl is a disgusting whore. Its one thing to hook up with the guy, he just won the SB, great looking, he's looking to get laid, etc. I don't blame her one bit. Its quite another to take a picture when he's sleeping and post it for the world to see to brag about…

HAAA!! This is ALMOST as good as the Pats winning last night. I love it. This guy is a gasbag.

Hot sauce (Frank's/Cholula) works very well in NE clam chowder as well.

A local Boston reporter had said she was the same woman who straight up interrupted a private conversation she (the local reporter) was having with a player to grill the player with questions. The local reporter was not sympathetic to the woman getting interrupted.

This is the best article I've ever read from you. Sincerely.

He destroyed HIS copies of the tapes. They played the tapes on a loop in front of the media (which is why we saw Herm Edwards waving at the cameras) during the press conference announcing the Pats punishment. But of course fans and most media blocked this from their memories because its more conspiracytastic to…

I like Aaron Pawdgers, he's cute. And Ryan Fitzcatrick looks like my guy.

I saw this on the Today Show and whoever was doing the story says "Who knew hippos could be scary?" Or something like that. I'm like "UM, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU DUMB ASSHOLE"

She's fucking deformed.

Yup. This is the winner, right here.

You mean AAAHMS

That was exactly my thought as I read the article.

Congratulations on your impeding money suck!

Ive stayed in several B&B's. I just make sure that I stay in one that a) has a king bed b) private bathroom (I'm not sharing that, no way). The Berry Manor Inn in Rockport, ME is awesome.

So much this. I worry for these people.

The first step was accidental. He then took another step back, directly onto Rodgers' leg, and then put all his weight on it (very obviously lifting his right foot off the ground to do so) before stepping off. He didn't hop off, like "Oh shit, sorry, dude", he put all his weight on that one leg (like he didn't know…

Actually, no.