Am I the only one who thinks fanfic in general is just weird? Especially the sex ones (of which I have never read, I need to make that clear). I realize the next comment would be "If you never read it, how can you think its weird?" The answer being "I just do." I can't imagine getting off on writing or reading…

Oh my god I laughed my ass off at your rundown of the week. I have 2 coworkers looking at me like I'm nuts.

Awesome! I'll let my sister know the lamp station revolution has begun... :)

My mother, about 6 months ago, asked me if my car had "seat belt pillows". It took me 10 minutes to figure out she was talking about airbags. I almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard. My mother then, while trying to defend herself that it was not about old age (she's 68), told me a story about how my…

I am, for real, peeing myself reading this thread.

Yup. You win.

Sandra Bezic is the WORST. I absolutely hate listening to her. The rhetoric she throws out there is painful.

Are we really having a thread where someone is gloating about WOMEN'S hockey? I'm a woman and even I don't give a shit. Besides the friends and family of the women on the US team, I promise there is not one single American who gives a rats ass about this. Even if the men lose, some people will be bummed for exactly…

Do we get fined for breaking RInco?

What kind of inhuman scum do you hang out with that this is harmless "banter" to you?

Just saw the performance, he did great. Not perfect but that is definitely something to build on for his next trip to the Olympics! Great showing and he did us Americans proud. Congratulations!

Well. Isn't this just insulting as hell.

Ok, I'm sitting here waiting for my boyfriend to get home from work and I swear to god I'm in tears. I always get emotional listening to dramatic music and he just KILLED that routine. I was cheering for him even knowing it was 3 weeks ago. I only watched Riverdance because the bf will think something's wrong if he…

Well if you're still collecting well-wishes, tell him I saw his Today Show interview with his teammates and his enthusiasm and excitement made me really start pulling for him. I didn't see the Riverdance routine yet but I heard it was amazing. Can't wait to see it tonight and can't wait to see him at the NEXT Olympics…

Congrats to him and your family, he's certainly doing America proud! I won't be able to see him skate this morning as I'll be driving but I will be watching tonight.

Yeah, that's not karma either.

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you to wish shit like that on someone? Even if you're just trolling, that's sick.

Wow. You responded better than I would. I can't imagine living life with this much hate. You fell. Big whoop. Ignore the trolls.

As someone who has fallen flat on her ass in front of others (guy I was trying to impress, group of other guys in front of a liquor store I was running into wearing high heeled boots to name a couple), I say good for you for owning it. You sprained your dignity a little but you seem to have handled it like a champ.

My god. Chill the fuck out. You don't even know this woman and you dedicate 3 comments to slam her? I think you're the one with issues, not her.