Okay, seriously. What in the actual fuck, folks?

I teach English at the college level; last year, I was privileged to teach ENG 230, which at my institution is a rotating (through the faculty) course that is generously labeled "Special Topics in Literature."

I taught my course, for two semesters, as "Gaming: Literary…

As a lady who lives alone, this is seriously my nightmare scenario. I only hope my dog helps out. You sound way more composed than I could imagine being.

• Taylor Swift really wants Selena Gomez to move to NYC and live in her friend dungeon. [Billboard]

Man, Morrissey's lyrics are just getting poppier and poppier.

I don't have a poop story. I'm commenting purely so that you can all laugh at my British discomfort at the idea of sharing a poop story. Or reading a poop story. Or generally acknowledging that poop is a thing that happens.

What kind of mangled dicks have you seen that remotely resemble croissants and lobster tails?

This article was my personal fav from that issue:

So great.

Yeah I don't think Mayweather, Chris Brown or even Axl Rose beat women up out of cowardice. They're just assholes

I'm pretty sure most places you are prevented from deleting *anything* from your computer. They don't want someone bitter trashing their files.

Fixed.

Hey, it's not pirated, it's the The Sims 4: Minecraft Edition.

This is my absolute favorite early clip of her:

I take it you never saw the complete gold that was Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth faceblended?

Here you go - you might need to prepare your naughty bits.

I'm sorry, fuck that noise. Be a GROWN UP.