I’ve flatlined twice (fortunately super briefly both times) and neither that nor revival was any different from falling asleep and waking up, although the waking up from those was instantaneous, whereas, well, I’m not a morning person, let’s just say.

Great job! I noticed no shift in quality from the fine work the regular Kotaku staff does. :)

Thanks for entertaining us. :)

I recently lost my black demonic void after a fun night out. I ordered a replacement and am doing my best to stay indoors until it is delivered.

They redid Vaan’s abs and that’s all that matters, everything else be damned.

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

Nope!

Seriously, this is a lifehack??

1. Yes

It must’ve been brutal when those armed men barged into your home/office/mother’s basement and forced you to click on this link.

I can’t wait to not watch the inauguration. I won’t even have a tv on that day. I will be outside in Santa Barbara working. It’s the most excited I’ve been to ignore cable in a long time.

An excellent apology. Good.

-The story is bad and has very little focus.

It’s them!

The visual pun(?) of this phallic object between Marty and Vince’s flirtation... and when she says her name is Marty Maraschino. “You know, as in cherry.”

Related, if indirectly. This just reminded me that I don’t know the answer to this: if I were pulled over, how do I indicate to the officer pulling me over that I am waiting until we get to an area where I feel safe?

This is a behavior that I’m trying to cure in my wife.

I think it’s best if this post is just deleted and never talked about ever again.