Other drivers said I was daft to park a Buick on a swamp, but I parked it all the same, just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So, I parked a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I parked a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth…

So if Desilet’s track record is to be trusted, Ancestors II will be really good. It’ll refine and improve all the good ideas and cut out the repetitive busywork. And it’ll be set in Renaissance Italy with a very charming protagonist.

DAMN YOU, LINEAR TIME! 

Every time my daughter has to clean her room, I have to check it out to make she put away all of her toys, clothes, art supplies, etc. She begins every inspection with “BEHOLD... my stuff.”

Skurge needs to be ranked higher if only for his delivery of “I pulled ‘em out of a place in Midgard called Tex-aaaas.”

Also: Nice.

Holy fuck, are you serious? Feral Hog guy was...right?

Pee-kachu

I’m pretty happy with the swap. I wouldn’t have bought Detroit but I’m interested to play it. PES is not something I’m at all interested in. I know it’s a big sport around the globe but it’s not for me. 

“That any Zelda game only makes sense within the context of itself.”

I didn’t. I even skimmed past your quoted section.

Definitely use Movies Anywhere to aggregate/link your accounts, but the best feature of Movies Anywhere is actually its reverse compatibility , which allows movies that you’ve received a digital code in one service to work on multiple services. For example, let’s say you originally bought a movie on Amazon that you…

Geralt does not carry two swords in the books. The silver sword is a fragile and valuable tool meant only and exclusively for hunting supernatural creatures. Geralt keeps it carefully wrapped up on his saddle and only takes it out when he prepares to take on a monster. 

Just throw a mustache on him. Solves everything.

Yeah, so... That’s just a butthole.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Now that’s what I call putting your money where your mouth is

...top image was missing just one thing.

No Peggle 2 dude?