Elon, you're not a tech company, you're a car company. You can't compare issues with the Roadster to issues with the iPhone. No one put their lives on the line inside an iPhone. You have to get it right the first time.

Anyone who thinks the 'Vette hasn't earned PCOTY is fooling themselves. It's fantastic by every reasonable metric.

Can't believe they allow ties in the Saudi Arabia league. That's like seeing your sister's ankle.

You should be ashamed to live at home if you finished school and have a job or skipped college and have a job. Your parents are not a place to stay while you save money. Get out. Your mom may want her little baby but your dad wants you gone.

Lol- At UM its all about What they SAY happened, not what happened. They are the Fox News of Sports Programs. 1/2 a championship in 65 years, but they act like the Monarchs of College Football

And as an American who's never lived in New York City, I'm amused at the lack of knowledge New Yorkers have about everything outside the boroughs. But that's evened out by the abundance of annoying arrogance and love of Red Sox-Yankee telecasts.

and I'm surprised that Todd Haley isn't on his staff.

I was watching football with my son the other day and he said he liked the Lions because he liked blue because Thomas the Tank Engine is blue.

4th: That's not the only word that MINI doesn't seem to understand the meaning of.

This one:

This will probably be identified by anyone who knew me in high school, but I will change names to protect the innocent.

Fab Five top five? Jalen Rose taking credit for everything UNLV did first and everything else but the Internet? No thank you.

A rev-matching manual? Wait, what?

Maybe what they did after Le Mans.

I know who Jessica Walter is. She is Scott Stoddard's wife and she hooks up with Pete Aron. Who is Lucille Bluth? Youngsters!

The new 2014 Corvette Stingray. When looking at these pictures, I kind of feel meh about it. That some proportions are off or something like that. But I get to see several of these every day, up close, and I must say that these cars look utterly beautiful and outstanding in person. People say the rear taillights…

"If there was such a thing as a 102 percent, this would be it."

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