This is really sad.

Rage inducing.

Yeah they gave him the NFL equivalent of a 4.5 gm suspension. Reeeeal shady.

"whatever happened to the good ol' days, when girls were forcibly penetrated by Jakes, Connors, Garretts and Dylans."

-Colin Cowherd

I have a feeling it's not the first time for the one on the left...she knows too much. ;) And that middle one is Towelie personified.

Deoante? Tywuan? Seriously?

Please don't he white girl, please don't be a white girl.please don't be a white girl.please don't be a white girl.please don't be a white girl.please don't be a white girl.please don't be a white girl.please don't be a white girl.

Police Officer: "Whats ur name son"

Never anything good happening in the woods near school

Based on the first names of some of these guys, we know that their parents own the game Boggle!

Why the long face?

why are you identifying them by their participation in high school football? What does it add in news value?

Not saying they didn't do it, BUT

Pictured: Five jailbirds and one Canary.

Proof that giving your kids ass-tarded first names never leads to anything good.

If the girl kills herself after being ruthlessly tormented by classmates, do all 6 of them get scholarships to Notre Dame?

Yeah nice try at the viral hoax, Niagara. No way I falls for this.

Sources confirmed that members of the women's basketball team are indeed frigid.

Count it.

I save puppies! I have fostered 17 puppies who were on the kill list at shelters. There's no article about me. But here's one of my babies!