I want to have his butt baby.
Ugh I will totally be sucking his dick when she's too pregnant to do so.
Put a baby in my dumper army-poppa. It's spic and span and ready. . .poppers will only make the baby stronger.

People who also need to be chastised: Women who think their bag also needs a seat. Bitch that chinatown frauda can go in your lap.

YES. YES. THIS DOES ACTUALLY HAPPEN JUST AS OFTEN AND THE MASS ARGUMENT IS STUPID AND NONSENSICAL. Women take up a TON of space with their stuff on the subway, I see it every god damned day. Jesus Christ. Born and raised in New York City, women are JUST, JUST, JUST, JUST AS AWFUL ON THE SUBWAY.

Female spreading her legs: Stop slut shaming!

It's not the union's job to "send a message". Doesn't matter if the members are pieces of shit.The NFLPA is there to make sure the NFL keeps up its end of the CBA, which it has not.

I'm looking forward to the season long suspension for Sergio Brown, also best known for putting straps on a boy.

Emotional crap, I'd rather submit to some crazy painful situation. I mean, not emotionally painful. Just gimme the god damn yuk-yuks.

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Female accomplishments?

The dunk was the talk of the after-party, at which everyone in attendance fit comfortably into a wood paneled basement.

Boys are more likely to get allowances than girls, tend to get higher allowances, and are expected to do fewer chores in order to earn those allowances

Female entitlement knows no bounds. No wonder the biggest issues of the day are free birth control, and how much Old Navy is charging for fat jeans.

There's not much that's particularly likable about this classic mean girl, but it'd be nice if Jezebel ever evolved past fighting mean girl with mean girl. Also, it DOES take a lot of hard work to have a body like that — not the kind of work I am interested in doing or aspiring to myself, but ask any famous actor or…

It's not surprising Carroll and Lynch don't speak. They can't even agree on which powerful, faceless organization is plotting against them.

Raise your hand if you are shocked that the usually mild-mannered and humble Seattle Seahawks players are not particularly gracious when things aren't going their way?

ha yeah, congrats asshole, you scored but still lost.

Now that's a lose by three touchdown dance!

Richard Sherman.

Seriously? Really? You've got a rapist in Roethlisberger, when Peterson comes back, a child beater, when Rice comes back, a woman abuser, and much more, and you pick Gronkowski, the gleeful idiot who is a total freak?