Remember when Uncle Scrooge McDuck had his first dime he ever earned in a glass case and he kept it stowed away? ...same thing except it’s the last dime the UFC will make off of Ronda Rousey.

I believe you trigger the UFC/state athletic commission testosterone test at 4:1 your normal testosterone level. A friend had informed me if you were to cycle correctly, it would almost appear that the UFC schedules fights in a manner that ...doesn’t hurt this process. Conversely, I believe the Olympic testosterone…

If you're a colts fan you're a cunt. Go hang another AFC playoff participation banner, cunt.

Stop it. She weighs 135 lbs. I don’t care how much Judo you know, once you’re giving up over 50 lbs to someone you’re fucked. There’s a reason fighters abjectly refuse to fight out of their weight class.

Wow. Spot on. And you're totally right...by the 1 minute mark she's visibly strung out.

And it's a famously broken system that encourages tanking.

I’m only worried about the weight of the child. These two clearly have no idea how to maintain a healthy weight, they certainly cannot teach a child how to eat right if they can’t manage it.

You're assuming any of the hipsters have a clue about what they blog about. Come to deadspin for the comments and the funny clips, not for intelligent blogging opinions.

#Chopyiasha

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If you want diversity mayyyyybe don't join a sport where you are learning the same routine as your whole team and you sign a form up front acknowledging uniform requirements. If you want to be a loner, do individual dance, tennis, or golf. I'm not a fan of red but red was my high school team color. I was even less a…

Gawker media in the last year has: 1. Jumped in with Rolling Stone in embarrassing itself declaring someone a rapist who turned out to not exist. Oops. 2. Outed a gay guy for no explainable reason. 3. Apparently never watched wrestling, because Hulkamania is running wild on them in the court room right now.

No they do that because blacks people make up 10% of the population in the US and commit half the murders. (Yes that's a real stat)

I guess that position for Emperor of the Galactic Federation has opened up. Fingers crossed.

So while I agree that you totally have a case, I have seen games end in way shadier fashion. I have never, ever seen an appeal of a game overturn the result in my lifetime. (I believe? Maybe there is a famous one I’m obviously forgetting?) Either way...sorry man. In the words of the late Macho Man, when speaking to…

I made a maze...had to make a map to make the maze, and then lost the map before I had to beat the level. FML. Took me forever.

Oh if someone reported it, they could probably get someone in a lot of trouble. The problem is that anyone who fights back or reports is putting their life, and probably the lives of their family and friends in danger. Most dudes who are doing the raping in prison got to that point because they don’t give a fuuuuuuck.…

Port Orchard!!! wooooo!!!

I mean...I like the back and forth to be honest, but, on the Christian side of things here I think the bible addresses it pretty directly (Matthew 5:5-6)

The student was violent before the cop showed up.