That woman is not voluptuous....she is morbidly obese.

I think they said “ancestors” not “sisters” previously.

Ex Girlfriends are like a box of chocolates.....they’ll kill your dog.

She’s a thousand year old woman who is taking this WAY better than 99% of people in her age group would. This woman was around before the great depression, I value her opinion on ANYTHING far more than your short sighted bullshit. Go outside Tumblrina.

Caitlin Jenner has better female features than she does.

If you want to give to the Red Cross, give $. They come to my workplace monthly, and a few months back, upon needle insertion, one of my coworkers lost the use of his right arm. That release form you sign before giving blood apparently absolves the Red Cross of any liability in such situations. Coworker used to be a…

If you’re from Europe, technically your closest team would be the Patriots. Welcome to the family. Your Tom Brady jersey is in the mail!

The truth...it can hurt.

Clearly you've never been in a movie theatre full of negroes and nigresses. This sign is pretty spot on.

THE WIZARD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

Blogger. Author is a little strong of a word for what is going on here.

You would not allow you children to collect garbage pail kids? Is piloting the chopper difficult?

Correction....only avoid taking nude photos if you care what happens if they show up somewhere. If not, go crazy. Yolo.

It looks like an easy to beat bad guy from a video game.

Vietnam wasn't a war..it was a conflict 😎

There hasn't been a star fox trailer yet right? I think that may be one big reveal.

Yeah I honestly think Trout should be going for his 4th straight MVP this year. Last year he finally got it but the 2 years before, I still think he was the pick even with the Cabrearra triple crown. http://www.baseball-reference.com/awards/awards_…

I’ve never seen this many people try to out “hipster/lesbo” each other. Well done Jezebel staff.