Ok so HOLY SHIT. This is the one she’s keeping in her backyard. That thing looks like it is in jail, and wants your pudding cup. That does not look like an animal that should be fenced in.

If this crazy bitch gets a 6 foot tall male red in her yard, I get a fucking otter.

HOLY SHIT. So I looked it up. Here is that thing’s fucking CLAW for any of you who have not seen one. Holy shit....we need to wipe these birds out NOW. (I have 6 pets. I do not hate animals....but these things are terrifying)

There are some aussies posting here...and apparently one of the kangaroos she rides or dies with is one of those “wreck your face” kangaroos.

She has “fuck your shit up” kangaroos. I’m all for support animals in any fashion...but an animal that could knock me out, or kill a 5 year old in one shot should probably not be given to people that have any amount of emotional frailty.

As cool as it would be to have a kangaroo....I’m in reasonably good shape for a male in his mid thirties....and I feel like a big enough kangaroo could rape me if it felt like it. I cannot own a pet that can have its way with me.

You're a fucking crybaby. Go do something with your life instead of making up rape stories on a blog site. You are gross.

That woman is not very healthy. Humans aren't supposed to be that big.

Where the hell did the sun just go?

Maybe then you’ll be teaching the “why I shouldn’t believe everything I read in rolling stone” class.

If you spent 160 on a brick, with the proceeds going to a professional sports team....you deserve to lose your money. You need that 160 way, way more than the Chicago Cubs do. I promise.

Taylor Swift is worth somewhere near 200 million dollars. She clearly does not need feminism.

You think T. Swift at age 5 is bad? Wait till she’s 16 and listening to whatever teenagers like a decade from now. I hope you like dubstep. (I actually just sadly shook my head after typing that)

Soooo...don't watch anymore? We will be fine without your viewership.

Only because my Wilfork jersey is currently in retirement until his Hall of Fame induction.

Bostonian Trash with 4 supahbowls. .....and the NFL is never, ever stripping a Super Bowl....so get used to it. Oh, and we’re probably not done. And yes I said we. Fuck you.

You’re a good person. I feel like somewhere in our social contract, “giving back obscenely priced engagement rings” should be a thing. Unless the guy did something bad (i.e. cheated) then he forfeits the ring and the woman is not looked down upon for pawning it off. That’s basically win win right? The guy gets new…

So should the Seahawks have to give up their Super Bowl title for leading the league in drug test suspensions? What about the Saints putting bounties on people the year they won their title? What about Baltimore and it’s cap violations the last time it won? I can keep going all day. You want to start stripping titles…

It’s not like that at all. Retards have it wayyyyyy worse than negroes and nigresses.

You’d like me way more than you ever think you would. I grew up around retards. I have witnessed their struggle. (that part was serious). I outright refuse to check my non retarded privilege in this instance though. Sorry not sorry.