Clearly you've never been in a movie theatre full of negroes and nigresses. This sign is pretty spot on.

THE WIZARD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

Blogger. Author is a little strong of a word for what is going on here.

You would not allow you children to collect garbage pail kids? Is piloting the chopper difficult?

Correction....only avoid taking nude photos if you care what happens if they show up somewhere. If not, go crazy. Yolo.

It looks like an easy to beat bad guy from a video game.

Vietnam wasn't a war..it was a conflict 😎

There hasn't been a star fox trailer yet right? I think that may be one big reveal.

Yeah I honestly think Trout should be going for his 4th straight MVP this year. Last year he finally got it but the 2 years before, I still think he was the pick even with the Cabrearra triple crown. http://www.baseball-reference.com/awards/awards_…

I’ve never seen this many people try to out “hipster/lesbo” each other. Well done Jezebel staff.

Ok so HOLY SHIT. This is the one she’s keeping in her backyard. That thing looks like it is in jail, and wants your pudding cup. That does not look like an animal that should be fenced in.

If this crazy bitch gets a 6 foot tall male red in her yard, I get a fucking otter.

HOLY SHIT. So I looked it up. Here is that thing’s fucking CLAW for any of you who have not seen one. Holy shit....we need to wipe these birds out NOW. (I have 6 pets. I do not hate animals....but these things are terrifying)

There are some aussies posting here...and apparently one of the kangaroos she rides or dies with is one of those “wreck your face” kangaroos.

She has “fuck your shit up” kangaroos. I’m all for support animals in any fashion...but an animal that could knock me out, or kill a 5 year old in one shot should probably not be given to people that have any amount of emotional frailty.

As cool as it would be to have a kangaroo....I’m in reasonably good shape for a male in his mid thirties....and I feel like a big enough kangaroo could rape me if it felt like it. I cannot own a pet that can have its way with me.

You're a fucking crybaby. Go do something with your life instead of making up rape stories on a blog site. You are gross.

That woman is not very healthy. Humans aren't supposed to be that big.

Where the hell did the sun just go?

Maybe then you’ll be teaching the “why I shouldn’t believe everything I read in rolling stone” class.