If you spent 160 on a brick, with the proceeds going to a professional sports team....you deserve to lose your money. You need that 160 way, way more than the Chicago Cubs do. I promise.

Taylor Swift is worth somewhere near 200 million dollars. She clearly does not need feminism.

You think T. Swift at age 5 is bad? Wait till she’s 16 and listening to whatever teenagers like a decade from now. I hope you like dubstep. (I actually just sadly shook my head after typing that)

Soooo...don't watch anymore? We will be fine without your viewership.

Only because my Wilfork jersey is currently in retirement until his Hall of Fame induction.

Bostonian Trash with 4 supahbowls. .....and the NFL is never, ever stripping a Super Bowl....so get used to it. Oh, and we’re probably not done. And yes I said we. Fuck you.

You’re a good person. I feel like somewhere in our social contract, “giving back obscenely priced engagement rings” should be a thing. Unless the guy did something bad (i.e. cheated) then he forfeits the ring and the woman is not looked down upon for pawning it off. That’s basically win win right? The guy gets new…

So should the Seahawks have to give up their Super Bowl title for leading the league in drug test suspensions? What about the Saints putting bounties on people the year they won their title? What about Baltimore and it’s cap violations the last time it won? I can keep going all day. You want to start stripping titles…

It’s not like that at all. Retards have it wayyyyyy worse than negroes and nigresses.

You’d like me way more than you ever think you would. I grew up around retards. I have witnessed their struggle. (that part was serious). I outright refuse to check my non retarded privilege in this instance though. Sorry not sorry.

It is only offensive to them because people like you told them it was offensive to them. And I will most certainly not change the word. Older folks used to call them “water heads”....I actually find retard far less offensive, and considerably more accurate.

I live in Seattle, and I gleefully await the massive cuts the ChickenHawks have to make in order to sign their qb next year. People around here seem to think he’s going to sign for something like 9 million a year.

It is merely a description. I find it interchangeable with “hipster blogger”....but retard is just quicker to type.

Just because you don’t like the word doesn’t mean he isn’t one.

I bet someone gives you shit about saying something about the guy with the eyepatch. I bet there’s a special name or acronym that you didn’t use for eyepatch folk.

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Bad shape? I’d bet that episode just became the “most illegally downloaded tv episode ever” about an hour after it aired...taking the title from the episode that aired last week. This show is not in bad shape, and you’re a retard. Didn’t like the rape scene? Me either...but I get the feeling you weren’t supposed to…

Do you keep your engagement rings in a box? Or do you wear them on a chain around your neck like the ears of the viet cong?

I did not receive a trigger warning. This triggered the time my girlfriend playfully grabbed me and I went into a coma and the white police didn’t believe me. Damn Gawker Media.

I want like 15 of those in every room of my house.