Wait, a woke game by a female developer didn't sell well? I'm shocked.

Please no more anarkiddies running around calling themselves Marxists. You want to run around spewing your idealistic drivel, go ahead--just please leave my name out of your mouth and at least read my books before you go sending them to Britney Spears...

Ecological ramifications in New York City and Tokyo?! Listen to your fucking self, you sound like a complete fucking quack. God forbid a cat in one of the two largest cities in the world kill a pigeon or mouse for fun. You people are out of your minds.

My grandfather doesn’t spell XP ‘EXP’. Makes me wonder if this isn’t the first time Mr. Rivera has ever played a video game and is something disappointed in it’s artistic power as a medium...

I’m 6'5" and my head touches the roof of a Challenger. I was heart broken, I love that car. The seats are just mounted too high.

1. 0-60 (vs. v8)

10/10 response. This is what they ACTUALLY mean when they say the lottery is a tax for people who are bad at math.

The context that no one seems to be mentioning is, this is a young Lithuanian woman with, at best, a tenuous grasp of English, who almost certainly knows absolutely nothing about American history, let alone context.

That’s a beautiful pussy you've got there, Alanis. 😍

“well actually” bro checking in here. not that defending pedophiles or fruity streamers I’ve never heard of before is my thing, but we used to have a legal standard in this country that dictated that people were innocent until proven guilty.

I don't understand, was there someone from Riot playing gender police at this panel? How could you possibly enforce a ban like that?

guise halp. Do I get this one now and suffer the tiny stylus (I have big hands) or wait for the next iteration with a better stick?

Can’t tell if srs or not. Comparing word to notepad and Google docs is like comparing paint to Photoshop. Sure you type words in all of those programs, but that’s where the similarities end.

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this canon, to be exact: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_canon

Funny, I feel the same way about media giants like Gawker (Univision) that parade around (very talented, mind you) LBGTQ writers in high-visibility departments (like, say, covering AAA FPS Shooters) so they can tick the same marketing box while otherwise giving nothing in the way of substantial coverage to/for…

Fuck all you guys. I read about this deal on the money saver 2 hours after it ended...

This game actually looks like so much fun—but I feel so bad for that polar bear. My gosh, the cuts on his face are so nasty. . .

Your HBO alone costs $15??!! Holy shit bro—you are getting fucked up the ass.

How do you feel about cheese?