Oh no worries! I just expected SOMEBODY on this site to know and maybe be nice and give me an answers. I hope he's named. What a jackass.

It is very embarrassing to admit that I have grown up privileged, because I get grouped in with these assholes. Not all trust funds are so large, and not all wealthy people are…

I totally agree with you, and will also add that almost all other religions are just as bad-sci-fi crazy, we're just more used to them. As my boyfriend once said, "If it's gonna be totally ridiculous, it might as well have spaceships in it."

tuition is also climbing. I was a freshman in 2001. Back then, you could comfortably pay your tuition by working and going to school.

At the end of the year, one of my kids gave me chocolate fudge which had printed on it: GLUTEN FREE.

Oh, please. I'm Gen X and I mostly tend to text my mother these days, mainly because she prefers it. I get the feeling it's something she does during TV commercials or when she's taking breaks from housework.

I'm in love with you for posting this! My daddio is 6'6 and getting to be an old guy and the pressure on his joints from being so tall means he can't fly out to see me at all anymore. Ever.

We watched it last weekend. It's pretty amazing. And by that I mean oh my god the worst movie ever but totally hilarious. Also, Tara Reid's character has a son who appears to be about 25, which is kind of sad for her.

I'm feeling remarkably grateful that here in small town NH, we have no naked cowpersons.

I bought a $100 (on sale) Kate Spade baby bag to use as my work bag (it has tons of pockets and fits my laptop perfectly), and it has been my favorite bag ever. I've had it for two years and only now is it showing signs of wear and tear due to me not taking proper care of it.

Look, she has made herself part of this story. She wants to stay married to him? Fine, I really don't give a fuck. But she's using her own popularity (again, that's fine) to continue to try to get him elected. Also fine. But if she wants to get in front of a camera and tell people to vote Weiner, then she has to put…

No way, she probably told her side of the story alllll day long, all "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS" and her friends were probably all sympathetic and "I KNOW, RIGHT!"

She has the voice of every high-strung Broadway Baby musical theater kid I went to arts camp with. I'm assuming from that that she's a drama queen who likes the attention that comes from making a scene.

Some people are only happy when they are miserable. Some people are only happy when they make others miserable.

However, we have missed one awesome thing in this otherwise shitty story: her husband is a "space attorney".

I said this in another thread, but I'll say it here too. You can't have privacy and a book deal at the same time. It's one or the other. Either we all learn who you are and you get your high-priced book deal so we know to ignore you, or you get to stay anonymous and slink off into your racist hidey-hole where you can…

WHY DOES EVERYONE HERE LOVE REGINA SPEKTOR SO MUCH?!? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT AMANDA PALMER IS THE BEST THING EVER?!? FUCK YOU, FAKE FEMINISTS!!!

BEST. USER. NAME. EVVVVVER.

I would seriously LOVE to spend 5 years travelling. But I don't have the money, I like stability, and I'm terrified that I'd come back after 5 years and be ready to settle down/make adult money and no one would hire me due to being a wanderer for so long. Like, seriously terrified. I want to do crazy exciting things…

Great piece! Millennials get shit on a lot because we think we can change the world. We're hoping to actually accomplish something as opposed to throwing our hands up in despair and saying "Fuck it. I guess we don't know anything so we might as well give up on our dreams." If that's naive, then just let us get through…

True dat. Need to keep 'em barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and then get all that pregnancy weight right off immediately after birth so they're hot enough to fuck and impregnate with the next one! All those bitches trying to have their own bodies and do what they want with them and not just be objects to ogle -…